Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Kelly Brook Ketchup Bloody Like Menstruation of the Day


I hope this becomes a style trend, because I’d be happy leaving my house if bitches wore nothing but lipstick. I have this thing about wanting to see the vaginas of every girl I see on the streets. This would help make that happen…

fuck i'm lost. i dont even know what ^ that means


I gotta say I’m glad to see Kelly Brook naked, but more importantly, I’m glad to see that she has some bush…because really, bush is the future. All these bald girls are just lazy—bush takes maintenance and effort. Either way, here are her big tits doing something that matters…

... okay i'm making sense now