July 2013

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Erica Nagashima Is An Online Girlfriend of the Month

Of The Day!

You re not restricted to only have a girlfriend in the real world. In this day and age of sickos, perverts and losers everyone has the right to freedom and happiness. which brings us to this month's online girlfriend Erica Nagashima. Cuz the internet means happiness for everyone sick perv losers included.

Thanks for the material RED LION.

fucking great bikini body follows

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Retro Jahziel FHM Naked Pics of the day

Jahziel Manabat is amazing. We’ve seen her modeling lingerie before and it was fucking legendary. Here she’s in this shoot for us perverts to masturbate to, perverts who know nothing about lingerie fashion other than the models get naked and are hotter than most girls.

I’m a fan.

I assume we’re gonna see a lot more of these tits. stockier tits now that she's 80kgs heavier. Maybe we’ll see so much of them that we will get bored of them, resent them, and forget our 10th anniversary with them, because we have better things to do and the love has died…if you know what I mean. but here's some more tits and naked Jahziel.

Alodia's Not FHM, Not Real, Magazine Cover of the Day

If you thought Alodia's July FHM cover was the most daring magazine cover yet ...... you're prolly right.

But this homemade nerd shit proves that talent,a dirty mind and the absence of a social life is also entertaining shit.

if you are aroused by cute half bred cosplayers smeared by man sap like me you'll find this magazine recreation has the tiniest details edited for maximum nerdiness. yeah fucking entertaining cuz we like seeing sperm all over a cute chick's face. that's the kind of shit worth celebrating.

more shit! like it was real shit!

ALODIA

Natalie Morris Topless for fashion of the Day

This girl is amazing…and I am not just saying that because I can’t stop staring at her tits…ok, maybe I am saying that because I can’t stop staring at her tits in these pics for some fashion magazine…because as you know, titties for fashion is porn to me.

I like to think there is more to this love affair than just tits…you know, that it is far less superficial and more along the lines that we are connected at the soul…you know, the shit love songs are written about…like a romance novel, not a hardcore porn movie.

Her name is Natalie Morris, she’s from Portland, she lives in LA, she has representation in Miami and San Francisco too. She loves language, culture and I’m hoping my penis…but I guess we’ll only find out when she starts getting my poetry delivered to her by messenger pigeons.

Either way, she’s hot, she’s going places, and I will probably never have sex with her…which is okay, because after these pictures, I already have made love to her, at least in my mind, and it was lovely and very passionate.

Best Independent Reporter of the Day! [Video]

This guy is the best kind of asshole. Some drunk moron in San Diego drove off a cliff, and this guy was there to capture the rescue footage, where he narrates a whole bunch of craziness, that makes me laugh…from calling the Ambulance driver Christopher Reeves, to making fun of the skinny reporter…shit may not be that on point, or that hilarious out of context, but pretty fucking solid…more news needs to be handled by amateur comedians

Erica Arlante FAP Material of the Day

I discovered a new fetish last night: masturbating on FaceTime with girls you trick to get on FaceTime without them knowing you’re masturbating.

It’s a challenge to make it look like your hand isn’t stroking your cock. Moreover, it is a challenge to keep a straight face and not make those horrible yelping sounds you normally make when masturbating.

I tried it on 5 girls and of course they all busted me. I’m not an expert at this shit yet. I just know I like it.

Thank you technology…and thank you Erica Arlante for these amazing bikini pics.

Miley Cyrus Cameltoe Highlight of the Day

Miley Cyrus may not have worn a bikini to the pool party she went to this weekend, but she did make up for it by jacking her dress up her crotch harder than Snoop Dogg’s penis, because that’s what happens when your pants are connected to your shirt and your vagina is loose, thanks to the execs at Disney having their way with her at a young age…from being whored out by her parents, and now being whored out by herself, and I’m a fan of everything her tight body does, even if these shorts are making me think there’s a little more meat in the sandwich than you paid for…not always a good thing.