Erika Ocampo Online Babe Week 1 of the Day

This Erika O is one of those Import Models that grace the pages of FHM regularly. A total darling with big boobs which is how i like my darlings to come with .... she's also the online babe for June.

we have her posing erotically as if the surf board is a giant dildo. ... thanks "red lion" thanks "esteban". hit the jump!

Emilia Clarke Nude Scene from GoT S03E08 of the Day (VIDEO)

I don’t watch “Game of Thrones.” I don’t do the whole “fantasy, wizards and dragons” shit. It’s just too hard for me to take seriously. If anything, I feel like an asshole trying to get into the storyline, no matter how many tits they throw my way…because ultimately, it’s stupid and nonsense and not real. I mean, I can’t even pretend it’s real…so I save it for 99 percent of the population who seem to watch it…even though if this was 10 years ago, only a few dozen people would watch it, and I’m sure they’d reek of stale semen and computer chips…you know, the typical college geeks from sci-fi fantasy club…who spend their days making fake weapons to fight each other…which I find funny because two or more socially awkward freaks interacting is jokes... or is A JOKE cause i value correct grammar.

Her name is Emilia Clarke. She’s a big deal on the show. People are probably still masturbating to these scenes because that’s how loyal nerds are…and you probably should too…because sometimes mainstream TV nudity is better than throat-fucking. or ripping shit off the net.

Olivia Munn Ass for Esquire of the Day

Olivia Munn is the fucking worst, but for some reason people still care about her. I would have figured her leaving a now-defunct show would make her semi-irrelevance totally irrelevant since that is all she’s ever really done…but the reality is her semi-irrelevance was designed for nerds, who as we know are a loyal crowd, and would never make her fade into obscurity…at least that’s what her hard nipples in Esquire are telling me, because why the fuck else would they feature her? I mean, it’s not like she’s a household name. She’s not even that hot…but whatever…I’ll just go with it.

Janna Tiangco Is Sexy and A Model of the Day

She’s young, she’s hot bodied, she’s relatively new to the industry, she gets half-naked in efforts to build her brand, and I fully endorse her efforts. In fact, I am debating starting a Janna Tiangco fan club, where I write her love songs and perform them on YouTube, hoping she’ll see them, find them endearing and offer me anal sex for going to such great lengths for her…even though she probably already has an oversized ego, because she’s now doing low-level photoshoots, motherfuckers…and that’s not as big as it gets for a model, .. i'm boring. Fact. But i've got sexy fucking pics too. FACT again!

It’s Not Gay To Want To Fuck Miley Cyrus of the Day

The only hate mail I get writing the site has been when I endorse Miley Cyrus and call her body “hot and tight.”

People go nuts and call me gay because I guess fit young bodies with awesome, perky breasts with hard nipples just scream “fuck my ass” or “shove your dick in my mouth, you dainty little thing,” all because Miley’s got short hair.

Anyhoo, Miley is promoting some bullshit in a one-piece…and the only thing gay about this is that we both have boners right now, you fag.

Katrina Halili in a Bikini of the Day

I think this is old stuff but like i mentioned on a previous post "i like old". Stuff and Ladies. the latter with still bangable lady parts.

Barbie San Miguel is near Naked of the Day

More shiny Near Naked pictures to see.

Saicy Aguila RETRO FHM of the Day

Saicy Aguila is my Internet girlfriend. Or I pretend that I have one. I think i've used that Internet girlfriend line too many times but its okay. I mean you're only here for the shiny near naked pictures so it's okay.

Zsa Zsa Still Got It of the Day

Okay she's old. But I like OLD when they look that way. I don't mind OLD especially when they can carry cleavage the way Zsa Zsa carries them 3 pounders X 2.

Paulene So Yummy Pics of the Day

Paulene So is looking yummy i wish she was nakeder.

Dancing Asian Car Show Model of the Day (VIDEO)

Sometimes…We all need a little Asian import model acting a fool at the car show…because crazy dances allow us to imagine crazy #anal.

Naughty Busty Pinay in Jacuzzi of the Day

This amateur bitch is pretty amazing…not in a talented, interesting or original way…but strictly in a self-promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a Glamour Model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to low-level nude photoshoots that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, since all it takes is tits.


These are some pics that is like every low-level nude, implant titty photoshoot before it…all gutter stripper quality and shit…and I am into it.

Francine Dee’s Lesbian Softcore Sensation (VIDEO) of the Day

I like Francine Dee like i like porn. softcore hardcore though i prefer the last one ... i see a lot of lesbian porn these days. now that Blogger On Booze is updating regularly expect more video shit.... Shitty quality i mean but Video Shit nonetheless.

Lesbianism should never be a fantasy unless it involves you in the room with two girls, which automatically makes it a not-so-lesbian fantasy. Admit it, lesbianism is boring…no matter how hard I try to get into it. I mean, how does it end? There is no closure. There is no cum shot. And why do they use dildos and strap-ons? Doesn’t that just mean they want dick inside them, but can’t bring themselves to it? And at the end of the day, it all just doesn’t matter, because unlike Francine Dee here, most lesbians look like dudes.

Pinay In bikini Shows Off Big Boobs of the Day

This chick is an exhibitionist. I like that in a woman. I know most girls are sluts and whores, into male attention and fucking to get ahead, but only a select few are into being watched by as many fucking people as possible…and those are the women I appreciate, because I get to partake in the fun, while most girls who are slutting and whoring aren’t out there doing it for me because they have standards. Luckily, I don’t.

Fil-Am Mary Jane Davey Models Bikinis of The Day

Mary Jane Davey is probably a no-name model…not that any model has a name…they all kinda blend into one another, all half-naked for fashion and shit…but at least they are trying to break through all the clutter that is Internet pussy by getting half-naked for bikini companies I’ve never heard of, in order to showcase their bodies and assert to the world that they fucking matter…because no one wants to work 9 to 5 jobs, especially not this generation of Internet whores who are both models and their own personal photographers for their Internet fans they’ve never met…so the fact that this model actually gets paid to be half-naked, unlike all the selfies I jerk off to every day, makes her a pro and for that, we must acknowledge her.

CJ Young Hottie Week 4

Certain arrangements i made with the guys of kanto tinio blog got me the weekly fhm 100%hottie sets.. all for a few codes some thanks and soon enough some sponsors too .. thats all together with the weekly contributions that comes w/ watermarks too... all that for my good writing and personality.

thanks fleshasiadaily.com of course and "Red Lion".

the fuck. CJ Young didnt do anything worth my dick's attention like show her cunt but she did show her nipples a lot and it was amazing like you can get lost in those raisins but i'll let you enjoy that yourselves. final week of May 100% hottie starring CJ Young hit the jump!





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