Paloma Esmeria Blue Bikini of the Day

Paloma Esmeria did this shoot that involves her in a bikini, looking all fucking lovely and shit. Romantic, like out of a 60s photo album you found in the basement of your parents’ summer vacation home…that you were able to jerk off to, because your mom doesn’t look like that anymore…it was practically like thinking about fucking another person…those hard nipples, that bikini, and the Instagram effects before Instagram…only less creepy and filled with a hot, currently 20-something-year-old…which is neither your mom or Paloma. What the fuck am I talking about. Shit. Just hit the jump pervs

Sunshine Cruz Old Video of the Day

I’m glad I’m not a Fecophiliac because last night’s drinking and my hard living (coupled with my diet), made for some really horrible early morning bathroom experiences that I’d hate to be faced with if eating my own shit was my thing. You know, like being served a steak the size no single human should ever eat, but the guy who loves steak just can’t refuse. You get what I’m saying, right?

That’s why I want to go back to my dream of being a hot girl’s pair of panties for a day. I’m seriously hoping modern science gets us to that point in technology in my lifetime…

Anyhoo, here’s a video of Sunshine Cruz getting dicked in her poophole in the classic movie masterpiece “Dukot Queen.” A good video especially right now that she's officially April 2013 FHM cover girl. Enjoy, pervs!

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The Hottest Women of The Game of Thrones of the Day

Since the 1st ever episode where Emilia Clarke's character was doggied by that barbarian i've been a fan.

Since season 3 is upon us once more i'm picking what has been picked as the hottest babes of the series Game of Thrones (season 1 and 2).

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1. Emilia Clarke

 

CHARACTER: Exiled princess Daenerys Targaryen, or Dany as she is also known, is one of the last surviving members of House Targaryen, the former rulers of Westeros. The only daughter of King Aerys II Targaryen, she married Kahl Drogo and becomes Khaleesi (Queen) of his tribe, the Dothraki.

BACKGROUND: English actress Emilia Clarke trained at the Drama Centre London before taking on small roles in commercials, on television and in the 2010 SyFy movie "Triassic Attack." In 2011, Clarke joined "Game of Thrones" and has since won an EWwy Award as the Best Supporting Actress in a Drama for her work.

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Click here for all of Emilia Clark's nude scenes from Game of Thrones

2. Roxanne McKee

 

CHARACTER: Recurring character Doreah is a former prostitute who works as a sexy servant to Daenerys Targaryen. Doreah is tasked with teaching Daenerys how to best satisfy her husband sexually.

BACKGROUND: Actress and model Roxanne McKee hails from West Sussex and was first discovered when she won a television network talent contest along with the first prize of a role on the British soap opera "Hollyoaks." Additional roles followed including on the drama "Lip Service" and the online series "EastEnders: E20."

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3. Rose Leslie

 

CHARACTER: A member of the Wildlings, Ygritte, like her fiery red hair, is fiercely strong-willed and unmistakably beautiful. After meeting Jon Snow beyond the Wall, Jon captures Ygritte as his bride.

BACKGROUND: Scottish BAFTA Award-winning actress Rose Leslie began her acting journey at the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art before appearing in the television movie "New Town." Other acting credits include television work on "Downton Abbey" and "Case Histories."

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4. Natalie Dormer

 

CHARACTER: The beautiful, smart and cunning Margaery Tyrell was once part of a plan to take the Iron Throne from King Joffrey, a mission that involved marrying Renly Baratheon, the brother of the late King Robert.

BACKGROUND: Natalie Dormer is no stranger to historical fantasy series having appeared as Anne Boleyn in "The Tudors" for two seasons and as Victoria in the 2005 film "Casanova." More recently, she had a role in the 2011 movie "Captain America: The First Avenger." Prior to her mainstream work, Dormer studied at the Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Art in her native country of England.

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5. Lena Headey

 

CHARACTER: Cersei Lannister is the wife to King Robert Baratheon and the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. She's also the twin sister of Jaime Lannister and has an incestuous relationship with Jaime which creates three children. An incestuous MILF

BACKGROUND: English actress Lena Headey has a long list of acting credits including in the 1992 British film "Waterland," with Matt Damon in "The Brothers Grimm" and in the action movie "300." Equally notably, Headey portrayed the title character in the television series "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles."

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6. Oona Castilla Chaplin

 

CHARACTER: Talisa Maegyr is a unique character who originally was not present in the books on which "Game of Thrones" was based but an important recurring character nonetheless. Talisa works as a healer on battlefield of the War of the Five Kings.

BACKGROUND: Spanish actress Oona Chaplin has acting in her blood as the granddaughter of Charlie Chaplin . Her early work consisted of stage acting, which led her to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art. In the years since, Chaplin has appeared in television roles such as on "The Hour" and in the BBC series "Sherlock."

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7. Carice van Houten

 

CHARACTER: Eastern priestess Melisandre of Asshai serves as an advisor to Stannis Baratheon. She uses her ability to see the future to predict that Stannis will be the one to lead the people of Westeros to R'hllor, but her influence on Stannis, including sexually, is not welcomed by all.

BACKGROUND: Actress Carice van Houten has earned Golden Calf awards at the Netherlands Film Festival for her work on the TV movie "Suzy Q," in the 2001 film "Undercover Kitty" and in the 2006 World War II movie "Black Book." Additionally, she's been honored for her roles in "De Gelukkige Huisvrouw" and "Black Butterflies."

8. Sibel Kekilli

 

CHARACTER: Hailing from Lorath, Shae is the young prostitute serving Tyrion Lannister. Tyrion initially confines Shae but later makes her the handmaiden to Sansa.

BACKGROUND: Prior to appearing on "Thrones," Sibel Kekilli earned acclaim in her native Germany for work on the 2004 movie "Head-On" and 2010 drama "When We Leave." More recently, she accepted a regular role on the crime drama "Tatort."

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Click here for Sibel Kekilli's topless scene from Game of Throne

9. Natalia Tena

 

CHARACTER: Recurring character Osha is a Wilding who lives north of the Wall. She attempts to capture Bran but ends up captured by Robb and held at Winterfell.

BACKGROUND: English actress Natalia Tena isn't best known for her work on "Game of Thrones" but for her work on the "Harry Potter" series of films as Nymphadora Tonks. Additionally, she is a musician who plays the accordion in the band Molotov Jukebox.

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10. Esmé Bianco

 

CHARACTER: The red-haired stunner Ros works as a prostitute in a brothel outside of Winterfell before moving to King's Landing to work at a brothel owned by Littlefinger. The beauty is a favorite for many of the "Thrones" characters, especially Grand Maester Pycelle.

BACKGROUND: Prior to showing her sex appeal to "Thrones" viewers, English actress Esmé Bianco performed in neo-burlesque and cabaret shows, plus worked as a lingerie model in England. She's also worked in film appearing in the 2008 movie "Chemical Wedding" and the 2010 film "The Big I Am."

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Click here for Esme Bianco's full nude scenes from Game of Thrones.

And here for her lesbian sex scene in the show. Yipee.

11. Amrita Acharia

 

CHARACTER: Recurring character Irri serves as a handmaiden to Daenerys Targaryen working primarily with teaching her the Dothraki language and acting as a translator.

BACKGROUND: Half-Ukranian and half-Nepalese actress Amrita Acharia trained at the Academy of Live and Recorded Arts and had only a few small roles before joining the cast of "Game of Thrones." Among her work included single-episode appearances on "Casualty" and "Doctors."

12. Hannah Murray

 

CHARACTER: Wildling girl Gilly starts as a daughter to Craster then grows up to become one of Craster's wives. Later, she becomes pregnant with Craster's baby.

BACKGROUND: Hannah Murray captivated English audiences as just a teenager with her role of Cassie Ainsworth in the series "Skins" before appearing on stage, on television and in film in various roles...

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13. Michelle Fairley

 

CHARACTER: Catelyn Stark, nee Tully, serves as wife to Eddard Stark and mother to five children. When House Lannister attempts to harm her son, Catelyn steps up to protect her offspring.

BACKGROUND: Irish actress Michelle Fairley worked primarily in Europe on film and in television before appearing as Mrs. Granger in the "Harry Potter" film series.

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14. Gemma Whelan

 

CHARACTER: Yara Greyjoy, also known as Asha Greyjoy in the novels on which "Game of Thrones" is based, is the independent and strong-willed daughter of Balon Greyjoy.

BACKGROUND: Though she portrays a strong dramatic character in "Thrones," actress Gemma Whelan does some of her best work as a stand-up comedian and won the 2010 Funny Women Variety award for her work. Other acting roles include in the 2010 movies "Gulliver's Travels" and "The Wolfman."

15. Sophie Turner

CHARACTER: Sansa Stark is the eldest daughter of Eddard Stark and was once betrothed to Joffrey Baratheon. The betrothal was broken and Sansa is now a captive at King's Landing.

BACKGROUND: This is her first professional acting role. dammit!

but we can still hope to see her flash a tit or two and maybe her red colored bush maybe on season 3 when she gets to undress for the midget in the story. fuck. that's gotta be awesome.

 

Emma Watson Masturbates Herself of the Day

A very bad fake. but i like fakes like this. makes me feel less guilty about getting an erection half way into the title

Some Bubbles Paraiso In Swimsuit of the Day

I’ve decided I need more adventure in my life. So I am going to start up an online dating profile and see where it takes me. I am going to assume the people who online date are at the right level of desperation. More importantly, I am going to assume the people who online date are the perfect candidates to fuck with…but then again, I’m pretty lazy and kinda like sitting here staring at a wall. Is this what depression feels like? I wouldn’t know, I don’t feel anything.

Here’s more Bubbles Paraiso looking tall, tan and luxurious as fuck in sizzling summer swimsuits. Enjoy, pervs… jump

Bang Garcia My Fucking Dream Girl of the Day

Bangs Garcia is just…WOW. I mean…she’s fucking awesome. She’s got this fucking body that blows my fucking mind. Thin, fit and despite being statistically at risk for HIV thanks to her homo co-stars in those shitty local TV shows, I still want to taste her without a condom…not that I’d ever use a condom, that shit just gets in the way of all the gynecological exams I like to give with my penis.

Either way, she’s showing off her body, pretty clothed, but still looking good. I’m in love…

.... the best shit i've written too this month. maybe i should stick to talking about fucking. hit the jump for more pics and no talk!

Stacey Poole’s Nuts Boobs of the Day

Nuts is pretty much a titty fetish magazine that pretends to be a men’s magazine in efforts to get advertisers. It’s a strategy that works.

Their latest amazing piece of journalism is the “Best New Boobs” issue…which I assume features new boobs…boobs you have never seen…or boobs that are new to the boob scene.

This Stacey Poole chick is just ridiculously busty though. I am talking medically and structurally not sound. So big it doesn’t make sense and makes me think there is something wrong with her in a “freak of nature” kinda way shit…and I’m loving it.

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Kristen Stewart Fake Nude of the Day

Its another rip from the site celebrity jihad and while losers would copy even the article that came with the fake photo i am a classy individual so i'll let the fake topless with shaved cunt shit speak to you and sell me sponsors like rayban, tag, and all those sponsors that pay big bucks.

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Top 6 Movies To Make 2015 The Ultimate Year For Virgin Losers of the Day

Every day i creep around the intreweb looking for stuff good nuff to post. this time it's nerd shit coz i know among you readers there are virgin nerds who get off believing losers can be great ... all they need is to be bitten by something radioactive. 

 

It also seems there are more and more movies catering to a portion of the population that used to have their heads bathed in the business end of the toilet. But there are still certain years in which the Movie Gods truly align, to bring you a mind-numbing geek festival of the brain. There is so much “must see” on the books for 2015, that you might want to start saving just for future movie tickets.

6. Ant-Man

We can certainly understand some trepidation about a big budget production which essentially amounts to “Honey I Shrunk The Superhero.” C’mon, it’s Ant-Man, right? There is one saving grace to this project which should make you excited though: the director is Edgar Wright, who gave you both “Shaun of The Dead” and “Scott Pilgrim Versus The World.”

5. Fantastic Four

After seeing the first Fantastic Four movie, as well as its even more awful sequel, the fans’ enthusiastic response to the reboot seemed almost too excited. The reason for such exuberance: “Chronicle” director Josh Trank. As a dry run, “Chronicle” was a movie about teenagers who suddenly got superpowers after a party. Each of the their lives spun wildly out of control as a result. Fans are envisioning the Fantastic Four movie as “Chronicle” with a budget, as well as familiar characters, and they like it.

4. Justice League

All reports look like Warner Brothers is ready to pull the trigger on a Justice League movie. Now, DC and Warner Brothers are not Marvel or Disney. On the plus side, Christopher Nolan sounds ready to direct the film tomorrow. If the Nolans are officially on board, fans will tend to trust whatever decisions are made on the movie.

3. The Hunger Games: MockingJay Part Two

You can blame the practice of dividing the final book into two cinematic parts on Harry Potter. The Twilight Saga picked up the trend, and The Hunger Games will continue it. If those franchises were any indication, then “The Hunger Games: MockingJay Part Two” may well be the most commercially successful film in the series.

2. Avengers 2

There has been a tease of changes to come, by the time we get to “Avengers 2.” The movie should be fine, but it is great to have a level of speculation. In a year of geek movies, this may yet be the box-office winner.

1. Star Wars Episode VII

Not even the prospect of Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fischer portraying old-as-dirt versions of their iconic characters can stop “Star Wars Episode VII” from being one of the most anticipated movies this decade, and perhaps of all time. Will we see Han and Leia’s kids? Will Luke be a Jedi Academy trainer? Who else will be returning? So much is pure speculation but, if the speculation about the prequel trilogy was any indication, 80% of what you read will prove to be dead wrong. However, it’ll be fun guessing. After all, no geek fest is truly complete without Star Wars.

Vanessa Hudgens Melons Makes TV Bearable of the Day

taken from a jimmy kimmel show i'm posting it coz i like anything with vanessa hudgens and half nudity.



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Danica Sideways of the Day

Like an explorer...a modern day Indiana Jones… or just a Peeping Tom. I am hoping that walking the streets tonight will lead to some amazing finds…like girls who are 48-hours into their cocaine binge…unable to process anything…because those are the ones that are easiest to finger-bang as they drool on themselves… or find a burger stand which is much easier to find.

 

and while I do that, dream of things that are exciting/lame, here is Danica Torres, topless and amazing as always…

XRated Alice Goodwin of the Day

These are some pretty hardcore pics of this Glamour Model. Normally they stick to being topless and cute…but I guess it is just her getting in character for the photoshoot…or maybe it is just her natural instinct of being a girl who is one step away from being a porn star…or at least a stripper…who will eventually do porn because stripping sucks and you’re already getting naked. Ultimately, these pics are hot, even if she’s not all that awesome…but as with all these Glamour Models, her tits carry her through it…because they are awesome and big. When you’re built like this, it’s easy ... i mean to SEE..

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Hot MILF Washing Car Rip From Fleshasiadaily of the Day

Another post borrowed from FAD and Kantotinio and Adult Action Today and all the blogs they jump to which is good in a scheming way but I like it like I like this maid looking MILF so I grabbed it like i'm Ping Guerrero that everybody loves.

If you can jerk off to this, you can jerk off to anything and your resistance to the elements and ability to perform is something I commend and think should be celebrated instead of frowned upon ... whatever the fuck that means.