Jurli Waters Naked Shower Pics of the Day

A lot of you may not know who Jurli Waters is. Well, neither do I…but I figure, let her past be her past and her future be my future, you know, because that’s how romance works.

I just know she models naked for Playboy, she’s got a great ass and amazing tits…but as far as I’m concerned, her best work is going to be having sex with me…even if she doesn’t know it yet.

And that's just me trying to be funny. YAWN and jump.

Chloe Dauden in a Bikini for FHM of the Day

Damn, this girl has a shitty waist to hip ratio. She’s built like a box…a fucking rectangle… with no fucking gap…yet she’s compelled to get in a bikini for some bottom-feeding publication…like an attention-seeking whore hoping to increase her fan base…trying to get noticed the right way…and the reality is that despite her lack of curves, she’s not fat…she’s got a little booty…and she’s posing in her fucking bikini…pretty much making her good enough for me.

I just like giving her a hard time, so that she doesn’t let her ego get ahead of herself. She’s still a nobody…a former beauty pageant contestant…half-naked or not. It’s just nice to see her career taking the right path…and what it comes down to is that she’s still lovely, even if she needs a little constructive criticism to give her a bit of a complex. Trust me, it is better this way.

Best you jump too coz theres mo' of this, ho' (you or her whatever)

Miley Short Shorts w Ass Cheeks Out of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun, in her “sheltered, entitled cunt, spoiled brat, raised in Hollywood, totally disconnected from reality or what’s actually up, with a staff of dozens who dress her, tell her what to say, how to act and all that other shit that robs these kids of their souls and makes them go off the fucking deep end, sometimes with vagina flashes that are blamed on bipolar disorder, because everyone respects crazy antics when it’s a mental health issue, and not when it’s some rich kid losing her mind because of a lost childhood” kinda way.

The good news is that I don’t have to listen to any of that. I just look at the pics of a girl who is wearing the shorts of the season, the ass hanging out like it was the 70s, in what will probably inspire a lot of masturbation this summer, when everyone from the age of 14 to 30 rock the shit, like they did last year. I’m ready for it, expecting it, and already used to it…but that doesn’t mean I have had enough of it.and here’s Miley flashing some ass cheek in shorts the way I like it.

Tracy Torres and Mellow Johnson Lesbian Shower RETRO FHM of the Day

 nice scene with old fhm babes doing the old shower like lesbian thing.

i'm fucking drunk so just view the pics

Korean Oh In-hye’s Nude Scene in Video!!! .. of the Day

I don’t know how popular she is in Korea, given her filmography which consists of two movies, I’d say that she is probably in the same range as UK Glamour Models. Her debut movie, “Red Vacancy Black Wedding,” is quite interesting if you want to see her naked. She has four nude scenes in it, two of them with lots of sex.

jump for video and lots of sex!



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Suzie is our Topless Asian Babe of the Day

Suzie won a model search a couple of years ago…probably Miss Tranny or some shit like that. She’s Thai like so many horrible people that I know who deserve what is coming to them…all hard faced…skinny…tall…and posing topless…for some low-level photoshoot that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…because we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…relaxing in paradise, feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is…and instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale…because we are ghetto and not fabulous like that.

I give thanks for this bitch…for reminding me where I’ve failed…it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going. like you keeping going after the jump k bitches.

Arianny Celeste Strips for some Video Promo of the Day

So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet a simple strategy that workseven if the concept is weak and repetitive.

I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it im on a roll here. if you still haven't watched the video above booo you. watch it coz it's better than this shit i ripped from somewhere.

Spiderman XXX Video of the Day

Just in time for your cravings of Iron Man 3 you can watch this porn video streaming after the jump.watch it you cheap nerd porn lover JUMP.

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Arra Castro Bares Her Soul on some Porn Level of the Day

Here's Arra Castro another old entry i shoveled up looking for smut on the intrawebs because one man's old porn material is another man's new porn material or something like that.

Porn is porn and though this is not really porn feel free to masturbate on it coz you're sick that way. ayt? salut! JUMP

Jinri RETRO FHM to Masturbate to of the Day

Jinri doesn't get naked. big deal! she didn't get naked for her Gravure book anyway unless you count that booty show as naked which is naked in a way because she didn't have her clothes on. This whole naked thing strategic and not confuses the shit out of me. good thing masturbation is straight and clear.

you jump now or masturbate or jump and masturbate. now i'm confused again.

Anne Curtis Porn Star Calling of the Day

Anne Curtis is looking hot here and more clothed that she is nowadays. Thanks to one boracay nip slip around this time a few years back Anne started to realize her true calling. Be a Porn Star like many of today's sexy actresses who don't even know it, acknowledge it, but going nude and making men masturbate because you showed them sensitive areas is what a pornstar calling is all about.

Fines Pena RETRO FHM of the Day

Fines Pena RETRO FHM works for me with very little words to say and more pics to look at.

a lot more at the jump

Andrea Del Rosario Stuff Shit into her Mouth Half Naked RETRO FHM of the Day

Andrea Del Rosario is eating assorted fruits for an FHM photoshoot…like what her Viva Hotbabes friends Maui and Fatso did on their own Fooda-shoot.

more of this half naked shit with food and half naked shit. jump!

I placed FOOD again as part of the label so even fat people looking for recipe of Beer Ice Cream will be lured in here.

Karen Montelibano Still Got It RETRO FHM of the Day

Karen Montelibano is something kinda special. She’s a nude model, she’s got an insane body, and she just looks good.

I don’t really care about FHM photoshoots because they are all whitewashed, airbrushed and not real life, but I figure since I always complain about how busted some of these celebrities look in bikinis on the beach, I’d throw up this naked Karen Montelibano pictures because she’s got a hot body.

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