“April” is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer. I am sure there are worse, but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouthful of dog shit. I am also sure there are worse names in other languages and cultures…but when you put it on a half-naked black chick with awesome titties and a rocking body, it suddenly sounds like angels singing from heaven. It’s like jerking off to phone sex girl with a nice voice, pretending she’s not actually a 400-pounder and eating donuts while pretending to finger herself…you know, pretending that the sounds of a lubricated pussy is in fact a lubricated pussy and not her just slapping her greasy belly button…
YAWN. jump coz bigs tits are up next
YAWN. jump coz bigs tits are up next
April…when it looks like this…is the prettiest name around.
