The whole Hilary Duff multiplying…you know, breeding…you know, taking on that annoying world of motherhood…well, it doesn’t really phase me. Mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her nanny can barely speak English, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 instead of 7 for the feeding. So as far as I’m concerned, it never happened. You see, that’s the nice thing about the Internet: anything is possible. You can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this Canadian hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matters…unless ravaged mom vaginas is your thing.
Either way, she’s in Hawaii because she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold, which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.
