Fi'm on a motherfuckin roll here. like I cant get enough of writing. coz i'm on a roll (fuck I said that already) i'm going to cover the lame stuff too. lame stuff that lame blogs write about before they realized the better things in life like pussy and more pussy. so lame articles go on.... Like Top 5 films that tricked us with awesome movie posters. Lame title but look at the pictures.
5. Showgirls (1995)
Though the poster is a creative use of space and an enticing attention-grabber, the movie’s curtains are better left closed.
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4. I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
The poster for this movie is beautiful art depicting Lindsay Lohan’s facial silhouette as the petals of a blue rose, but the film itself not only fails to bloom—it wilts.
3. The Happening (2008)
The poster promises apocalyptic suspense and visual style; the film awkwardly delivers Mark Wahlberg talking to a plant. Perhaps we viewers should have followed the car drivers’ lead in the poster and abandoned the movie had we, too, seen the disaster ahead.
2. Superman Returns (2006)
The poster is vibrant and classic with an image of high-flying ambition. However, the poster image for “Superman Returns” reflects the outcome of the film itself in a quite different way: this superhero project clearly flew right over its filmmakers’ heads.
1. Max Payne (2008)
The poster is modern and brilliantly direct due to its superb artistic simplicity. But I would almost rather idly watch a friend play the videogame for hours on end than have to face its film version again.
