You know what ruins a bitch? Pregnancy. There is just nothing hot about motherhood…except maybe the breastfeeding in public…and the open-mindedness to wearing tight pants to the gym to kill the pregnancy weight…and the fact that their miserable decision will lead to straying from the dream they thought they were living before realizing it was hell.
Here is Natalie Portman, a favorite of nerds everywhere because she once brought hope…but now just brings disappointment.