Sofia Vergara got herself some more acting work, because despite being 60-fucking-years-old, she’s still in high demand…for reasons I can only assume involve being from a Colombian drug cartel that services the cocaine needs of the execs in Hollywood…so that they have no choice but to hire her, otherwise she will expose them. I mean, it’s that or it’s because she’s got ridiculous titties…and the moviemakers know fifty percent of Americans are Hispanic…and Hispanics need Hispanic movie characters to relate to, so they might as well cast the best one…even if she’s better suited to be stripping like most single mom immigrants.
Well, she is in the new Robert Rodriguez movie, “Machete Kills,” which also stars Mel Gibson, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen, Amber Heard, Alexa Vega, and Lady GaGa…but none of the others made the first movie poster, because they don’t have tits they can sensationalize with guns…like what Robert Rodriguez did to Rose McGowan’s leg in that Grindhouse shit.
Either way, here’s the poster, I hope it speaks to your inner nerd, which in your case is also your outter nerd…you’re just lucky nerd is still trendy and doesn’t result in getting beat the fuck up.
Guns for tits…on a girl known for her tits…so fucking clever, comedic, obvious…who fucking cares? Oh right, you do.-Ripped from DSF-
