Irina Shayk Topless and Showing Nipples and Shit of the Day

This is pretty exciting stuff—world famous model and professional beard to some soccer player who is a huge deal in Europe is modeling with her tits exposed. Her name is Irina Shayk…you’ve heard of her, and you’ll probably appreciate this throwback to when she first started modeling on mail-order bride sites before she won the lottery and was purchased by a pro athlete to keep him seemingly heterosexual.

these have been around but its okay coz TITS!

Mayson is The Nude Model of The Day

Mayson, if that’s her real name, is someone I can’t find much information on. She’s obviously a young model, into the fashion game, despite these pictures being semi-pornographic, that she shot for Purple magazine to get a little exposure.

She’s not all that hot, maybe a little too natural and greasy-looking in her tits and face…with those weird eyebrows…and not natural enough in her pussy hair, since bush is something I generally appreciate when it comes to fashion nudity.

But I guess with bush, I wouldn’t be able to stare at her coin-slot vagina. She’s got an “inny” and now we all know it…and can imagine it in our mouths…and I am sure it tastes like “opportunist trying to get ahead,” which happens to be my favorite pussy flavor.

Jenna Jonathan is The Glamour Model of The Day

Jenna Jonathan is on some MTV UK show called “The Valleys,” that I assume is their version of “Jersey Shore,” and this bitch is the UK version of Snooki, only unlike Snooki who wanted to be a professional pasta-eating pig to fit in with the real Italians, this one wants to be a Glamour Model.

Her fake tits were inspired by her idol Katie Price. They claim she’s got a law degree…and luckily for her, it is all paying off. I mean, if you’re a broken, male attention-seeking slut who had a fucked-up childhood because daddy either touched you too much or too little, you might as well be getting in magazines, rather than strip clubs or other more dangerous places. This here is far more glamorous!

Lucky for her, guys have no standards, see tits and get excited. Tits are all it takes for them. I have Facebook and I see what kinds of gremlins some of you fuck. They make this Jenna Jonathan, who finally made her dreams come true and all it took was getting topless, look like a fucking goddess.

It’s depressing but we have to love these basic girls with basic dreams doing basic things when those things are topless. 

El Grace Shitty Titties and Fucked-Up Face for Terry Richardson of the Day

This is all I could find on El Grace via Google:

El Grace is an up-and-coming artist who specializes in Free Form Music, Fashion Modeling, Abstract Photography and The Gift of Living Lucidly. Currently resides in NYC.

Translation: She is a hipster chick with a trust fund who hangs and fucks the right people, doesn’t have a real job, and dicks around all day doing nonsense that doesn’t matter…which thanks to the right friends, like pervert photographer Terry Richardson, will lead to a serious modeling contract, allowing her to take her nonsense to the next level, and share it with her gang of retard followers who buy into anything she says and does, because she’s got the stamp of approval in the fashion and art world…a world that is all a fucking lie.

But I’ll still stare at her tits…even if she’s not my type…because tits are fun to stare at when you’ve got nothing else to do. Even when they are shitty, uneven, on a busted-up face that isn’t hot in anyway, and that looks like a half-retarded, inbred kid on sedatives…or a teen runaway, because teen runaways, no matter what they look like, are lovely…either way, here are her tits…

Emilia Clarke Nude Scene from GoT S03E08 of the Day (VIDEO)

I don’t watch “Game of Thrones.” I don’t do the whole “fantasy, wizards and dragons” shit. It’s just too hard for me to take seriously. If anything, I feel like an asshole trying to get into the storyline, no matter how many tits they throw my way…because ultimately, it’s stupid and nonsense and not real. I mean, I can’t even pretend it’s real…so I save it for 99 percent of the population who seem to watch it…even though if this was 10 years ago, only a few dozen people would watch it, and I’m sure they’d reek of stale semen and computer chips…you know, the typical college geeks from sci-fi fantasy club…who spend their days making fake weapons to fight each other…which I find funny because two or more socially awkward freaks interacting is jokes... or is A JOKE cause i value correct grammar.

Her name is Emilia Clarke. She’s a big deal on the show. People are probably still masturbating to these scenes because that’s how loyal nerds are…and you probably should too…because sometimes mainstream TV nudity is better than throat-fucking. or ripping shit off the net.

Naughty Busty Pinay in Jacuzzi of the Day

This amateur bitch is pretty amazing…not in a talented, interesting or original way…but strictly in a self-promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a Glamour Model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to low-level nude photoshoots that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, since all it takes is tits.


These are some pics that is like every low-level nude, implant titty photoshoot before it…all gutter stripper quality and shit…and I am into it.

Francine Dee’s Lesbian Softcore Sensation (VIDEO) of the Day

I like Francine Dee like i like porn. softcore hardcore though i prefer the last one ... i see a lot of lesbian porn these days. now that Blogger On Booze is updating regularly expect more video shit.... Shitty quality i mean but Video Shit nonetheless.

Lesbianism should never be a fantasy unless it involves you in the room with two girls, which automatically makes it a not-so-lesbian fantasy. Admit it, lesbianism is boring…no matter how hard I try to get into it. I mean, how does it end? There is no closure. There is no cum shot. And why do they use dildos and strap-ons? Doesn’t that just mean they want dick inside them, but can’t bring themselves to it? And at the end of the day, it all just doesn’t matter, because unlike Francine Dee here, most lesbians look like dudes.

Diana Zubiri Naked Audition of the Day

I had an internal battle over these pictures because I hate that shit TV show “Bubble Gang” with a passion and I know Diana Zubiri is bottom-feeding as hard as she can because FHM made her a star for a couple years but now she’s done, like expired milk, and no one wants anything to do with her…not even the homeless people and morons, because they know expired milk, although nutritious, causes serious shitting problems…but I run a site based on bitches being bottom-feeding trash, so these naked pics are partially worth celebrating…

Anonymous Babe's Selfies of the Day

All this selfie erotica is giving me spontaneous boners that both humiliate and excite me.

I have no idea who this chick is, but I approve of her efforts to get attention…and I will continue to watch her inevitable rise to the top, filled with her big titties, skinny body and exposed labia. Slutty exhibitionist behavior from girls is the shit I live for.


I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life.

or maybe not

Amii Grove for Page 3 from DSF of the Day

I don’t know or really care who Amii Grove, but I have seen her tits…and now so have you…meaning getting to know her no longer really matters…unless you’re a fucking creep and like the backstory of the broken girl naked in pictures you are trying to use as foreplay for your masturbation…you know, a superfan actually interested in what her likes and dislikes are, where things went wrong and how she made them right and all that shit…while I am the kind of guy who only listens to that shit when trying to get a girl comfortable enough to walk around my hotel room topless like this…because let’s face it, everyone’s got a story, problems, and headaches, so let’s just let them worry about their dad not loving them, or their dreams of landing a soccer husband, or the fact that topless modeling pays more than waitressing…while I worry about staring at her tits…because if I wanted to hear her bullshit, I wouldn’t be looking at pics of her, I’d be looking at her in disgust over breakfast while she complains about our kids.

Holly Peers' Tits Drink Coke Of the Day

The secret to Holly Peers' gigantic tits? Coke. Maybe not really coke but silicone. But it wouldn't hurt to advertise fattening product by use of tits as big as those.

Filipina Fucks Sex Toys Webcam of the Day

I have come to the conclusion that a girl is not a girl if she doesn’t squirt. So what if she’s got shitty implants and a bad face? The bitch squirts…and you ain’t shit if you can’t squirt. Seriously.

I talk to girls under 25 all the time and they all squirt. Something that was never a thing when I was under 25. In fact, when I made a girl squirt in the 90s, I thought she pissed on me, so I pissed on her back.

It’s only been in recent years that squirting has been the hottest thing in sex, and I’m glad for that…even if the soiled mattress I found in the back alley and sniffed for an hour made me vomit.


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Olvia Munn Fake Titty Show of the Day

Olivia Munn doesn’t interest me at all…but I have this GIF of her pulling out her nipple…showing off her breasts that I can assume is fake… but it's tits and Olivia Munns and you're fucking perv so you'll thank me for this in less words than an actual thank you.

Emily Addison Show Her Ass and Holes Of the Day

Emily Addison is one of the more popular pornstars around from what I remember someone in the industry telling me and I guess it has to do with her striking good looks compared to the other haggard bitches who fuck on camera for money. Here she is naked in a shower, which none of you really give a fuck about because you’ve seen her have dirty fucking sex of all varieties.

You jerks should be thankful this isn’t Jenna Haze who looks like a serious fucking crack addict on the prowl for empty beer bottles drunk teens threw in the river…like a crafty crackwhore who doesn’t like going up against the old lady who has dibs on the recycling bins…and who doesn’t want to wait until sundown before being able to give five-dollar blowjobs in hopes of collecting enough to buy another fucking hit.

All this to say, Jenna Haze looks horrible, her ass is horrible, her face is horrible, everything about her is horrible…but I guess when it comes to finding girls willing to fuck on camera, the hot ones usually say no and get real jobs…unless they are Emily Addison, in which case they just give me boners.

Emily, if you’re out there baby, remember our marriage vows. Okay, enough of that. Here is Emily Addison. Enjoy.