"Jennette McCurdy is my Internet girlfriend. I try to sext her on Twitter sometimes. She always ignores me, but I think she’s just playing hard to get, and I like her thinking she’s in the driver’s seat…because the driver’s seat is usually my favorite place to make love…at least with street hookers, because I can’t afford a hotel room and my wife frowns on bringing them home with me"
I didn't write that shit. someone else did but it seems too cool and lame at the same time it's funny and entertaining coz it's cool and lame at the same time.
