El Grace Shitty Titties and Fucked-Up Face for Terry Richardson of the Day

This is all I could find on El Grace via Google:

El Grace is an up-and-coming artist who specializes in Free Form Music, Fashion Modeling, Abstract Photography and The Gift of Living Lucidly. Currently resides in NYC.

Translation: She is a hipster chick with a trust fund who hangs and fucks the right people, doesn’t have a real job, and dicks around all day doing nonsense that doesn’t matter…which thanks to the right friends, like pervert photographer Terry Richardson, will lead to a serious modeling contract, allowing her to take her nonsense to the next level, and share it with her gang of retard followers who buy into anything she says and does, because she’s got the stamp of approval in the fashion and art world…a world that is all a fucking lie.

But I’ll still stare at her tits…even if she’s not my type…because tits are fun to stare at when you’ve got nothing else to do. Even when they are shitty, uneven, on a busted-up face that isn’t hot in anyway, and that looks like a half-retarded, inbred kid on sedatives…or a teen runaway, because teen runaways, no matter what they look like, are lovely…either way, here are her tits…

Emilia Clarke Nude Scene from GoT S03E08 of the Day (VIDEO)

I don’t watch “Game of Thrones.” I don’t do the whole “fantasy, wizards and dragons” shit. It’s just too hard for me to take seriously. If anything, I feel like an asshole trying to get into the storyline, no matter how many tits they throw my way…because ultimately, it’s stupid and nonsense and not real. I mean, I can’t even pretend it’s real…so I save it for 99 percent of the population who seem to watch it…even though if this was 10 years ago, only a few dozen people would watch it, and I’m sure they’d reek of stale semen and computer chips…you know, the typical college geeks from sci-fi fantasy club…who spend their days making fake weapons to fight each other…which I find funny because two or more socially awkward freaks interacting is jokes... or is A JOKE cause i value correct grammar.

Her name is Emilia Clarke. She’s a big deal on the show. People are probably still masturbating to these scenes because that’s how loyal nerds are…and you probably should too…because sometimes mainstream TV nudity is better than throat-fucking. or ripping shit off the net.

Zsa Zsa Still Got It of the Day

Okay she's old. But I like OLD when they look that way. I don't mind OLD especially when they can carry cleavage the way Zsa Zsa carries them 3 pounders X 2.

Francine Dee’s Lesbian Softcore Sensation (VIDEO) of the Day

I like Francine Dee like i like porn. softcore hardcore though i prefer the last one ... i see a lot of lesbian porn these days. now that Blogger On Booze is updating regularly expect more video shit.... Shitty quality i mean but Video Shit nonetheless.

Lesbianism should never be a fantasy unless it involves you in the room with two girls, which automatically makes it a not-so-lesbian fantasy. Admit it, lesbianism is boring…no matter how hard I try to get into it. I mean, how does it end? There is no closure. There is no cum shot. And why do they use dildos and strap-ons? Doesn’t that just mean they want dick inside them, but can’t bring themselves to it? And at the end of the day, it all just doesn’t matter, because unlike Francine Dee here, most lesbians look like dudes.

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

Just this morning, I was thinking to myself, what model would I want to have sex with given the opportunity? And this Emily Ratajkowski babe immediately came to mind, which is something that never happens…making me ask myself where she’s been, because for a minute, her awesome tits were everywhere, from GQ to Robin Thicke music videos, and she was really making moves…moves I expect will land her in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition this year, every girl’s dream, even if this girl can do so much more…and all of a sudden, these new pics for some bathing suit company appeared in my inbox.

Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatakowski and me are connected at the soul, she just doesn’t know it, but maybe all the love poetry I email her will help inform her.

Sure, she’s not showing off her tits, but this body and face is spectacular, even when clothed, and I’m just glad it happened…unlike how I felt when I get hot sauce on my dick last night and shit just burned for hours…even if it was the most stimulation I’ve had all week…thanks to the lost city of shit that was the pussy of the whore I was with…her vagina’s weak muscles that can’t grab on and let me know how horrible my life is with every thrust.


All this to say, its surprising you got to read this shit this far. thumbs up to you man. you rock.

Diana Zubiri Naked Audition of the Day

I had an internal battle over these pictures because I hate that shit TV show “Bubble Gang” with a passion and I know Diana Zubiri is bottom-feeding as hard as she can because FHM made her a star for a couple years but now she’s done, like expired milk, and no one wants anything to do with her…not even the homeless people and morons, because they know expired milk, although nutritious, causes serious shitting problems…but I run a site based on bitches being bottom-feeding trash, so these naked pics are partially worth celebrating…

Anonymous Babe's Selfies of the Day

All this selfie erotica is giving me spontaneous boners that both humiliate and excite me.

I have no idea who this chick is, but I approve of her efforts to get attention…and I will continue to watch her inevitable rise to the top, filled with her big titties, skinny body and exposed labia. Slutty exhibitionist behavior from girls is the shit I live for.


I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life.

or maybe not

Amii Grove for Page 3 from DSF of the Day

I don’t know or really care who Amii Grove, but I have seen her tits…and now so have you…meaning getting to know her no longer really matters…unless you’re a fucking creep and like the backstory of the broken girl naked in pictures you are trying to use as foreplay for your masturbation…you know, a superfan actually interested in what her likes and dislikes are, where things went wrong and how she made them right and all that shit…while I am the kind of guy who only listens to that shit when trying to get a girl comfortable enough to walk around my hotel room topless like this…because let’s face it, everyone’s got a story, problems, and headaches, so let’s just let them worry about their dad not loving them, or their dreams of landing a soccer husband, or the fact that topless modeling pays more than waitressing…while I worry about staring at her tits…because if I wanted to hear her bullshit, I wouldn’t be looking at pics of her, I’d be looking at her in disgust over breakfast while she complains about our kids.

Cintia Dicker is in Lingerie of the Day

Brazilian redhead Cintia/Cynthia Dicker reminds me that I want to fuck a redhead, because I never have before. I’ve always been creeped-out by them and their pale skin, bright pink vaginas, and clashing orange pubic hair. In fact, the one time I tried to fuck a redhead, I gagged…but I’m older now, and shit is like the forbidden fruit I want to taste….even if redheads are not real humans.

Amanda Seyfried Outtakes from People’s “Most Beautiful People” Issue of the Day

Apparently, while the world was distracted by the insane decision by People magazine to make Gwyneth Paltrow the number one most beautiful person in the world…a lie staged by publicists and marketing people, in what we can all agree was an ad campaign for “Iron Man 3,” I mean, if you put a 100 million dollars into a fucking movie, what’s an extra couple million to put the star of the movie in everyone’s mind, in a way that doesn’t seem like an ad? It helps sell tickets…

Amanda Seyfried, my favorite little pop tart, young heartthrob, Disney star turned naked in indie films, annoying in shitty romantic comedy films, boring in paparazzi pics, but hot all around, never trying too hard…was featured in the issue too, dressed like a showgirl, and shit got me excited so I’m posting the pics here…it’s kinda what I do.

Holly Peers' Tits Drink Coke Of the Day

The secret to Holly Peers' gigantic tits? Coke. Maybe not really coke but silicone. But it wouldn't hurt to advertise fattening product by use of tits as big as those.

Japanese Show Girl of the Day

I am willing to travel for pussy. I figure if it is out of the city…or better yet, out of the country, somewhere like Japan…then the likelihood of them finding me in the event I give them AIDS, or worse, a baby, is a little more challenging. 

Filipina Fucks Sex Toys Webcam of the Day

I have come to the conclusion that a girl is not a girl if she doesn’t squirt. So what if she’s got shitty implants and a bad face? The bitch squirts…and you ain’t shit if you can’t squirt. Seriously.

I talk to girls under 25 all the time and they all squirt. Something that was never a thing when I was under 25. In fact, when I made a girl squirt in the 90s, I thought she pissed on me, so I pissed on her back.

It’s only been in recent years that squirting has been the hottest thing in sex, and I’m glad for that…even if the soiled mattress I found in the back alley and sniffed for an hour made me vomit.


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Nica Genove's Big Tits Are Wet of the Day

here's something not so exciting but stare-abe .. if that is even a word. but those nica genove tits are rocking, super sized and wet like oiled or my saliva. or sea water which makes most sense just stare k.

Bikini Model Teacher is Fired, Next Stop: PORN! of the Day

Olivia Sprauer a.k.a. Victoria V. James is some fake titty teacher who was moonlighting as a bikini model who got fired from being a teacher because I guess the slut moms who let guys cum in them in order to make annoying babies don’t respect women who their baby daddies want to fuck teaching their annoying babies.

Here are a bunch of pics from her fake titty bikini modeling career that I am pretty sure won’t be taking her major places or really going anywhere after all this press.

She’s just one of those fake titty, barmaid looking, cheesy chicks who hangs with dudes on steroids with tribal tattoos…you know, sluts who think they’re hot and is willing to get half-naked just to feel hot. There are so many girls like this, and they usually work for free.

This publicity is not going to land her in Victoria’s Secret…but it may get her into porn…she looks the part. I guess dreams can come true when you crave male attention and fail at your safe, normal job.

I would pay her ten thousand dollars to shoot a porn movie for me. Maybe I’ll need to wait until we get a little closer to rent day to make that magic happen…you know, when she’s a little more desperate and my anal fetish porn doesn’t leave her feeling too damaged and degraded.

All this to say, when I was in school, my teachers were busted old ladies. I wish I had access to this kind of pussy to get random spontaneous boners to while doing math.

Kate Moss is Naked For St. Tropez Tanning Products of the Day

40-year-old Kate Moss is now the body for some tanning products…but instead of really bringing the Kate Moss I like to see…you know, all naked for the paparazzi like she doesn’t give a fuck, because she doesn’t give a fuck…since being exposed is kinda what made her and is all part of her rock star attitude…but she did this staged nudity shit that it blocking out the bits that matter, like her really long nipples and thick bush, that even for a 40-year-old is still better than nothing…but maybe I’m just biased because I think Kate Moss and her dirty, well-traveled vagina were sent here from heaven to make the world a better place…filled with shared drug needles, unprotected groupie sex, unshowered and homosexual penis shrapnel…which is far more disgusting than it looks in tanning product pictures.

ripped this from DSF which is fine by my standards. especially if only for some 10k daily worth of pageview. yeah i'm good.

Olvia Munn Fake Titty Show of the Day

Olivia Munn doesn’t interest me at all…but I have this GIF of her pulling out her nipple…showing off her breasts that I can assume is fake… but it's tits and Olivia Munns and you're fucking perv so you'll thank me for this in less words than an actual thank you.

April "Congratulations" Gustillo Models Half Naked for FHM of the Day

There’s nothing quite like a good old-fashioned slutty photoshoot to remind us that April Gustillo cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Wowowee to attach herself to. Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the people love when you pull this kind of shit off.

While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only two jobs a professional dancer can take, either a stripper or a celebrity, and she got her hands on the wrong one.

But at least she’s giving us a taste of what could have been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low-level FHM exposure.

I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her hard, shitty face…

Gloria Touch is Hot as Fuck for FHM of the Day

The problem with making out with toothless, unshowered, probably homeless chicks while drunk, is waking up with a throat infection…and by “making out,” I mean “eating them out.” The worst pain ever. I may die from this flesh-eating bacteria raping me. Remember me or don’t.

Here is Gloria Touch, some low-level model who’s part Cambodian, part Chinese, part Thai, part French, and all amazing. All this to say, she’s a babe, even in half-naked but boring lingerie pics for FHM. Enjoy.