There's a perfectly good explanation as to why Rose McGowan who was part of the trio of witches of that 90s film I used to masturbate to called Charmed. She's doing the naked dance for some art filled purpose but I forgot why. usually happens when I see naked chicks on film. maybe it wasn't important. not as Important as Rose McGowan naked in the following video.
Showing posts with label video. Show all posts
Showing posts with label video. Show all posts
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
NYMPHOMANIAC Bonus Clip of the Day
Last time I posted the Official Unrated trailer of the legal porn movie NYMPHOMANIAC which got away with nudity cuz the title disclosed the film's scope which is smart thinking cuz now I am slowly and surely working on my own cinematic masterpiece I prolly will produce with the title "Slut Fucked A Bottle" and "Hooker On Duty" which should allow all kinds of nudity and sex acts cuz of the full disclosure thing. The law is bendy like a gymnast hooker.
While I spend sleepless nights preparing for that breakaway movie which will give me more dough than what the sex toy sponsor on the side bar gives me lets take a look at a Bonus Clip from NYMPHOMANIAC which has all kinds of sex scenes including cunnilingus which again is how full disclosure works. take if from me.
JUMP
While I spend sleepless nights preparing for that breakaway movie which will give me more dough than what the sex toy sponsor on the side bar gives me lets take a look at a Bonus Clip from NYMPHOMANIAC which has all kinds of sex scenes including cunnilingus which again is how full disclosure works. take if from me.
JUMP
Monday, November 25, 2013
Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones, Other Whores, Whip Cream Party of the Day
Its an All-Star Slut video watch!
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Girl Does Condom Shots of the Day (VIDEO)
Better than tequila shots especially when you're the one watching and not taking shots.
The sleazebag in me approves of this post.
WATCH IT
The sleazebag in me approves of this post.
WATCH IT
Friday, November 22, 2013
Dick Sucking on Youtube NYMPHOMANIAC Trailer of the Day
As if the Sleazy movie with the sleazy title isn't a dead giveaway for the sleaziness of the shit this movie holds and I mean that as a compliment to this genius movie which is most part porn. They fucking close the deal by the official trailer which included a second of blowjob scene with matching jizz gargling. I give this movie 10 stars and thats only cuz of the trailer.
if youtube becomes an ass and pulls it down cuz they dont understand art click jump cuz I've uploaded something that'll stick.
jump
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Nymphomaniac Official Trailer,
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Friday, November 15, 2013
John Cruz Upskirt Peek Video of the day
I saw some John Cruz fitting room vids at Kanto Tinio. Then I saw this one ready for the download at some washed up old video site. I'm posting this shit cuz its an amazing upskirt video and John Cruz is a legend. Like some visionary with his eyes set up chicks' skirts. my kind of legend.
the video hit the jump upskirt fans
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Hot Pantsless Sobriety Test of the day
Here’s a fun/hot/masturbation shit video of a possibly drunk girl getting hassled by some pervert cop who is trying to back her into a DUI because he’s got nothing better to do than harass young drunk girls with a disability….because he already hit the donut shop a few times that day and he figured it was a good time to do some “work” because this babe had no pants on…and a pants off party you can assert your authority over…makes your miserable life with a shitty wife…easier to tolerate…I mean that or maybe he’s actually just doin his job and this disabled girl is actually drunk…but seems like a waste of time for me…he should just traded off her freedom for a handy…I know I would have…I think i'll head down the street and apply to be a cop... they get street walkers blowjob for free.
Monday, November 4, 2013
Boozed Chick Goes Party Mode and Strips In A Bar of the Day!
I can't over emphasize the contribution booze has given society.
I dont even know why this fucking video is still up on youtube but it's not going to be there for long believe me. Party Girl Stripping for all those early bird sickos that come before this gets taken down... salut motherfuckers.
Letzzz ParTey!
I dont even know why this fucking video is still up on youtube but it's not going to be there for long believe me. Party Girl Stripping for all those early bird sickos that come before this gets taken down... salut motherfuckers.
Letzzz ParTey!
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
The Rumored Ellen Page Video Game Nudity for Geeks of the Day
So Ellen Page was cast as a character in a video game put out by Sony called Beyond Two Souls, which has nudity cuz geeks are pervs with glasses and like their women in video games cuz they are weirdos.
Here’s the scene these alleged nude pics are from that you’ll like since you prefer cartoon women better than real women, they cost less and don’t talk back unless you program them to….weirdo…
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Ellen Page,
Nerd,
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Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Super Hot Pinay Bubble Butt Video
At one point in the video dedicated to pervs this super hot pinay does it upside down. like fucking what for? but she does it anyway for whatever fucking reason we're here just for the butt shaker show so no explanation necessary.
watch the clip with no cocks to block your view of the video.
click the video if you want to watch it from the source.
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filipina girls,
video
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Masters Of Sex Nude Scenes of the Day
“Masters Of Sex” Masters The Non-Gratuitous Sex... by dm_522fb28e7db82
I am really starting to appreciate the direction TV is taking…there was a time when I was growing up that I could only get off to music videos, Baywatch, figure skating, or late night infomercials…I was like 7 then. but now TV is like pornography, even the sitcoms make blow job jokes, because the internet has distorted the world to make them start thinking a little more like me, making me think that there is still hope in this horrible world…hope that people will lighten up…and that one day…a mainstream advertiser will advertise on my site…so that I can afford the private jet I always wanted…. But thank goodness for this this and this shit I've been posting I'm earning an extra 60 cents a day enough to buy me new kicks someday. Which is Shoes if you're dumb or retirement age.
Next is Nicholle Tom and Simone Carter…in some show called Masters of Sex…that seems pretty amazing… Cuz they're having lotsa sex there. love it!
Nicholle Tom in Masters of Sex S01E02 /HD/ by BeautyNakedPeople
Psy Gentleman Filipina Underboobs Video of the Day
Cuz videos like this are hard to get by.
Cuz videos like this are even harder to watermark.
we'll give it to you unwatermarked.except for the preview by XTRA's hands.
Great aint it? now dance bitch (i'm talking to the chick, bitch)
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MILF,
sexy dance,
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You're A Motherfucker
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Couple Fuck on the Road Trip Video of the Day
I never thought living life on the fast lane can be interpreted this way.
Fucking on the highway going 40 mph is like a recipe for disaster. Its as good as "sorry kid in a bicycle. you'll lose your legs cuz my girlfriend was on climax" or "sorry homeless guy with a stupid cart. i was about to cum so you're dead".
Then again maybe we're just envious. Hooker would normally want me to park in a dark alley. And your prom date prolly jumped off the car thats on the way to the prom.
Fuck it. I'm getting a minivan.
Fucking on the highway going 40 mph is like a recipe for disaster. Its as good as "sorry kid in a bicycle. you'll lose your legs cuz my girlfriend was on climax" or "sorry homeless guy with a stupid cart. i was about to cum so you're dead".
Then again maybe we're just envious. Hooker would normally want me to park in a dark alley. And your prom date prolly jumped off the car thats on the way to the prom.
Fuck it. I'm getting a minivan.
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Fucking Awesome,
video
Monday, September 23, 2013
Danish Soccer Fan Boob Flash for Victory of the day
Tanja Rasmussen is a busty Brøndby (Danish soccer club) fan who celebrated her team’s first win of the season by removing her shirt and flashing lovely boobs to the crowd and TV cameras! In the name of Team Spirit or exhibitionism. I still cheer for her especially because she says
“I throw away my shirt every time Brøndby wins a game and it felt really good to do it now that its been a long time since we won a game. Everyone on the south side of the stadium knows who I am and today a security guard recognized me and asked if its today that we finally get to see your boobs?”
Απίστευτος πανηγυρισμός από την οπαδό της... by texniti
Why the fuck hasn't this club hired the services of Beckham yet?
“I throw away my shirt every time Brøndby wins a game and it felt really good to do it now that its been a long time since we won a game. Everyone on the south side of the stadium knows who I am and today a security guard recognized me and asked if its today that we finally get to see your boobs?”
Απίστευτος πανηγυρισμός από την οπαδό της... by texniti
Why the fuck hasn't this club hired the services of Beckham yet?
Friday, August 16, 2013
Topless Tribal Women Catfight of the Day!
This is a video of tribal wives wrestling to see who will be the Queen of the jungle. I know it's sick as fuck to be referring to these tribal women as Topless cuz they're topless for a reason..... which is i dont know. Maybe because they're uncivilized fucks who fuck out in the open cuz it's damn cool to do it when you're entire civilization as you know begins with the tribal chief and ends with the child of his 67th wife who technically is his granddaughter's daughter.
While wiser people say that tribal jungle people are primitive. Untouched from the modern conveniences of society, with no internet or designer clothes, or jobs or money or taxes, but after watching this video of them fighting in what looks like a thong, but is actually just a waist band, all pussy exposed in some of the best mud wrestling I’ve seen, I think they’ve got it all figured out. They know what is important in life…and that’s girl on girl wrestling…fuck the stock market, your new iPhone, restaurants…this is what it’s all about…and brings back memories of a simpler time before the internet, when I used to jerk off to National Geographic.
It’s not porno, dammit! it’s nature!! Sometimes they are just interchangeable, like the time I fucked a tree.
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
The Dance Video of the Day
Twerk has evolved into an ass to face routine that fuck, I'm into this evolution.
Friday, July 26, 2013
Late Night Show X-Rated Guesting of the Day!
or of the night. this shit it fun to watch its almost like porn.
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Latina Chicks For Boners of the Day (VIDEO)
Thank goodness for fad and kantotinio and XTRAGUY cuz we have readers and along w/ it good and bad commenters and along w it contributions like this hot whatever lesbian latina show that is erotic. This contribution makes my life easier. giving me more time to masturbate cuz life is so stressful we need constant release. like twice day unless you're over 50.
You can watch it even if you're over 50. if you get a heart attack and die at least you'll be happy around a very painful heart failure seconds before you get drawn into the light.
i have to thank MINDFUCK the commenter for this. thanks psyhcofuck!!!!
You can watch it even if you're over 50. if you get a heart attack and die at least you'll be happy around a very painful heart failure seconds before you get drawn into the light.
i have to thank MINDFUCK the commenter for this. thanks psyhcofuck!!!!
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i have contributors,
latina chicks,
lesbians,
Lingerie,
Sexy,
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Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Dancing Asian Car Show Model of the Day (VIDEO)
Sometimes…We all need a little Asian import model acting a fool at the car show…because crazy dances allow us to imagine crazy #anal.
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carshow babes,
hot asian,
video
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Butt Video Makes Me Guilty-Horny of the Day
This is one of the more ridiculous videos I’ve seen today…but in my defense I just woke up. I mean, this woman isn’t hot in anyway, but every once in a while we need to masturbate to the ugly ones to appreciate the good looking ones, you know bad sex to like what you have, kinda why married chicks have sex with me to save their marriages, because they realize hey it’s not so bad…
More importantly, this video is not about the host, it’s about her ass, and the tricks that it does….How can you hate this loveliness?
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Butt,
video,
workout video
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