Naughty Busty Pinay in Jacuzzi of the Day

This amateur bitch is pretty amazing…not in a talented, interesting or original way…but strictly in a self-promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a Glamour Model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to low-level nude photoshoots that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, since all it takes is tits.


These are some pics that is like every low-level nude, implant titty photoshoot before it…all gutter stripper quality and shit…and I am into it.

Francine Dee’s Lesbian Softcore Sensation (VIDEO) of the Day

I like Francine Dee like i like porn. softcore hardcore though i prefer the last one ... i see a lot of lesbian porn these days. now that Blogger On Booze is updating regularly expect more video shit.... Shitty quality i mean but Video Shit nonetheless.

Lesbianism should never be a fantasy unless it involves you in the room with two girls, which automatically makes it a not-so-lesbian fantasy. Admit it, lesbianism is boring…no matter how hard I try to get into it. I mean, how does it end? There is no closure. There is no cum shot. And why do they use dildos and strap-ons? Doesn’t that just mean they want dick inside them, but can’t bring themselves to it? And at the end of the day, it all just doesn’t matter, because unlike Francine Dee here, most lesbians look like dudes.

Diana Zubiri Naked Audition of the Day

I had an internal battle over these pictures because I hate that shit TV show “Bubble Gang” with a passion and I know Diana Zubiri is bottom-feeding as hard as she can because FHM made her a star for a couple years but now she’s done, like expired milk, and no one wants anything to do with her…not even the homeless people and morons, because they know expired milk, although nutritious, causes serious shitting problems…but I run a site based on bitches being bottom-feeding trash, so these naked pics are partially worth celebrating…

Amii Grove for Page 3 from DSF of the Day

I don’t know or really care who Amii Grove, but I have seen her tits…and now so have you…meaning getting to know her no longer really matters…unless you’re a fucking creep and like the backstory of the broken girl naked in pictures you are trying to use as foreplay for your masturbation…you know, a superfan actually interested in what her likes and dislikes are, where things went wrong and how she made them right and all that shit…while I am the kind of guy who only listens to that shit when trying to get a girl comfortable enough to walk around my hotel room topless like this…because let’s face it, everyone’s got a story, problems, and headaches, so let’s just let them worry about their dad not loving them, or their dreams of landing a soccer husband, or the fact that topless modeling pays more than waitressing…while I worry about staring at her tits…because if I wanted to hear her bullshit, I wouldn’t be looking at pics of her, I’d be looking at her in disgust over breakfast while she complains about our kids.

Filipina Fucks Sex Toys Webcam of the Day

I have come to the conclusion that a girl is not a girl if she doesn’t squirt. So what if she’s got shitty implants and a bad face? The bitch squirts…and you ain’t shit if you can’t squirt. Seriously.

I talk to girls under 25 all the time and they all squirt. Something that was never a thing when I was under 25. In fact, when I made a girl squirt in the 90s, I thought she pissed on me, so I pissed on her back.

It’s only been in recent years that squirting has been the hottest thing in sex, and I’m glad for that…even if the soiled mattress I found in the back alley and sniffed for an hour made me vomit.


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Butt Video Makes Me Guilty-Horny of the Day

This is one of the more ridiculous videos I’ve seen today…but in my defense I just woke up. I mean, this woman isn’t hot in anyway, but every once in a while we need to masturbate to the ugly ones to appreciate the good looking ones, you know bad sex to like what you have, kinda why married chicks have sex with me to save their marriages, because they realize hey it’s not so bad…

More importantly, this video is not about the host, it’s about her ass, and the tricks that it does….How can you hate this loveliness?

Emily Addison Show Her Ass and Holes Of the Day

Emily Addison is one of the more popular pornstars around from what I remember someone in the industry telling me and I guess it has to do with her striking good looks compared to the other haggard bitches who fuck on camera for money. Here she is naked in a shower, which none of you really give a fuck about because you’ve seen her have dirty fucking sex of all varieties.

You jerks should be thankful this isn’t Jenna Haze who looks like a serious fucking crack addict on the prowl for empty beer bottles drunk teens threw in the river…like a crafty crackwhore who doesn’t like going up against the old lady who has dibs on the recycling bins…and who doesn’t want to wait until sundown before being able to give five-dollar blowjobs in hopes of collecting enough to buy another fucking hit.

All this to say, Jenna Haze looks horrible, her ass is horrible, her face is horrible, everything about her is horrible…but I guess when it comes to finding girls willing to fuck on camera, the hot ones usually say no and get real jobs…unless they are Emily Addison, in which case they just give me boners.

Emily, if you’re out there baby, remember our marriage vows. Okay, enough of that. Here is Emily Addison. Enjoy.

Chick is Ready for Ass Screwing of the Day

I could tell you shitty stories of lies, heroics which sums up to more lies but fuck. you guys didn't surf overto this site for that. you deserve better. so i'll leave you with this anal sex posing amateur because life is short.

Nicole Neal 360 Girl of the Day

Nicole Neal, Glamour Model, daddy issues, girl smart enough to figure her average looks could get her a bar job, a stripping job, a cam girl following, or on the pages of magazines, all she has to do is show tits.

She chose magazines, because magazines lead to husbands, usually pro soccer players, and a husband leads to a retirement plan via her uterus, as long as they are pro soccer players.

Not to tear her apart like a psycho in his basement, but her best feature is the side profile of her ass, the rest of her is whatever, even after being Photoshopped.

Jurli Waters Naked Shower Pics of the Day

A lot of you may not know who Jurli Waters is. Well, neither do I…but I figure, let her past be her past and her future be my future, you know, because that’s how romance works.

I just know she models naked for Playboy, she’s got a great ass and amazing tits…but as far as I’m concerned, her best work is going to be having sex with me…even if she doesn’t know it yet.

And that's just me trying to be funny. YAWN and jump.

Suzie is our Topless Asian Babe of the Day

Suzie won a model search a couple of years ago…probably Miss Tranny or some shit like that. She’s Thai like so many horrible people that I know who deserve what is coming to them…all hard faced…skinny…tall…and posing topless…for some low-level photoshoot that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…because we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…relaxing in paradise, feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is…and instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale…because we are ghetto and not fabulous like that.

I give thanks for this bitch…for reminding me where I’ve failed…it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going. like you keeping going after the jump k bitches.

Karen Montelibano Still Got It RETRO FHM of the Day

Karen Montelibano is something kinda special. She’s a nude model, she’s got an insane body, and she just looks good.

I don’t really care about FHM photoshoots because they are all whitewashed, airbrushed and not real life, but I figure since I always complain about how busted some of these celebrities look in bikinis on the beach, I’d throw up this naked Karen Montelibano pictures because she’s got a hot body.

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Pinay Amateur Small Tits Nice Pussy of the Day

There’s something horrible about busting small loads, especially if you’re like me and have to say things like, “you’re gonna take this load on your face like a dirty little whore”…only to have a pathetic dribble come out if that. I’m talking dry fucking heaving.

Luckily, I pay for sex, so I don’t need to impress anyone…just as long as I come up with my 50 to 100 bucks, depending on the time of night and length of time since her last fix.

I’m going to repeat it all again tonight.

Or whatever cause I just make things up as I write. Except the part that I pay for sex …

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Old Red Dela Cruz Naked for FHM of the Day

Red Dela Cruz is nude…but she might as well be clothed, because I can’t see spread asshole or labia, so it doesn’t fucking count…but I guess the less desensitized virgin loser nerds will see all this skin and get excited their favorite girl from FHM is naked, despite not being able to see any of the parts that make her naked…but who is naked on a technicality, because she’s not in fucking clothes.

This just reminds me of this girl I dated with a meaty pussy, who was ashamed of her meaty pussy, and who I think used to tuck her meaty pussy into herself, because every time we’d have sex she’d run to the bathroom…not to mention, she also wore maxi pads every fucking day and when I asked her why, she said because it was like a pillow for her pussy…which was almost as weird as the fact that despite fucking her, I never saw her pussy. She didn’t like being eaten out…she’d let me finger her and fuck her, but the second we were done, pants were on. It fucked with my mind, because I was like “I fuck this girl, but I’ve never seen her twat.”



yawn. hit the jump now.

Only this is the nude modeling version.