Wowowillie's Ava Jugueta for FHM of the Day

I did a little research on this girl and i learned she was part of this girl group PYT which stands for pussy something or maybe pretty young something but i like looking at pictures more than reading shit... thank goodness for fhm. they dont write anything that would affect their product even if you dont read what is written.....

Betina Acosta RETRO FHM of the Day

FHM blows my mind. I mean, the level of creativity and inspiration that goes into their photoshoots just keeps pushing the fucking boundaries. It’s like every month the magazine drops and I have to ask myself “HOW WILL THEY OUTDO THEMSELVES THIS TIME?” Yet somehow they always do…by producing the exact same picture, pose and format…for years now…making amazing girls like this BetinaAcosta loveliness look boring as fuck.

Erika Ocampo Online Babe Week 1 of the Day

This Erika O is one of those Import Models that grace the pages of FHM regularly. A total darling with big boobs which is how i like my darlings to come with .... she's also the online babe for June.

we have her posing erotically as if the surf board is a giant dildo. ... thanks "red lion" thanks "esteban". hit the jump!

Saicy Aguila RETRO FHM of the Day

Saicy Aguila is my Internet girlfriend. Or I pretend that I have one. I think i've used that Internet girlfriend line too many times but its okay. I mean you're only here for the shiny near naked pictures so it's okay.

Aya Alonzo Tries To Please In Red Bikini of the Day

Here are some old Aya Alonzo trying to be pleasant in red bikini which works very well not coz we like bikini over bday suit but coz it's better than pants and shirt. Ayt? some more ...

April "Congratulations" Gustillo Models Half Naked for FHM of the Day

There’s nothing quite like a good old-fashioned slutty photoshoot to remind us that April Gustillo cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Wowowee to attach herself to. Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the people love when you pull this kind of shit off.

While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only two jobs a professional dancer can take, either a stripper or a celebrity, and she got her hands on the wrong one.

But at least she’s giving us a taste of what could have been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low-level FHM exposure.

I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her hard, shitty face…

Gloria Touch is Hot as Fuck for FHM of the Day

The problem with making out with toothless, unshowered, probably homeless chicks while drunk, is waking up with a throat infection…and by “making out,” I mean “eating them out.” The worst pain ever. I may die from this flesh-eating bacteria raping me. Remember me or don’t.

Here is Gloria Touch, some low-level model who’s part Cambodian, part Chinese, part Thai, part French, and all amazing. All this to say, she’s a babe, even in half-naked but boring lingerie pics for FHM. Enjoy. 

Grace Oracion Topless on FHM RETRO of the Day

I am in the school of thought that a real hot body only comes on an 18-year-old girl and when I look at anything older that 25, I usually get turned the fuck off. From the haggard crow’s feet to the fat uterus from babymaking…all the desperate attempts to keep things sexy, like wearing wedge heels to give the illusion of longer and leaner legs. I realize that I am pushing 30, so I really don’t have the authority to shit on Grace Oracion, but I wouldn’t mind if I did, because I may be against scat, but when it involves an EX member of the Mocha Girls, I’ll bring the shit.

Chloe Dauden in a Bikini for FHM of the Day

Damn, this girl has a shitty waist to hip ratio. She’s built like a box…a fucking rectangle… with no fucking gap…yet she’s compelled to get in a bikini for some bottom-feeding publication…like an attention-seeking whore hoping to increase her fan base…trying to get noticed the right way…and the reality is that despite her lack of curves, she’s not fat…she’s got a little booty…and she’s posing in her fucking bikini…pretty much making her good enough for me.

I just like giving her a hard time, so that she doesn’t let her ego get ahead of herself. She’s still a nobody…a former beauty pageant contestant…half-naked or not. It’s just nice to see her career taking the right path…and what it comes down to is that she’s still lovely, even if she needs a little constructive criticism to give her a bit of a complex. Trust me, it is better this way.

Best you jump too coz theres mo' of this, ho' (you or her whatever)

Tracy Torres and Mellow Johnson Lesbian Shower RETRO FHM of the Day

 nice scene with old fhm babes doing the old shower like lesbian thing.

i'm fucking drunk so just view the pics

Arra Castro Bares Her Soul on some Porn Level of the Day

Here's Arra Castro another old entry i shoveled up looking for smut on the intrawebs because one man's old porn material is another man's new porn material or something like that.

Porn is porn and though this is not really porn feel free to masturbate on it coz you're sick that way. ayt? salut! JUMP

Jinri RETRO FHM to Masturbate to of the Day

Jinri doesn't get naked. big deal! she didn't get naked for her Gravure book anyway unless you count that booty show as naked which is naked in a way because she didn't have her clothes on. This whole naked thing strategic and not confuses the shit out of me. good thing masturbation is straight and clear.

you jump now or masturbate or jump and masturbate. now i'm confused again.