Demi Lovato Leaked Nudes of the Day

I wish I could say that I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life….but I don’t even know who Demi Lovato is and whether she’s naked or not, these pics of her aren’t…and whether she was some bi-polar Disney chick or not…she’s not really posing like a bi-polar person should – all spread eagled and possessed because at the time it seems like a good idea…and this seems more like a cry for people to notice her fat ass trying to break out a second or third time because she constantly fails…without any fat ass being spread…it’s a bummer, because whether I know her or not, I can appreciate any Disney Bitch getting naked to get the attention her peers are getting…

That said, I’m posting it anyway!

Emilia Clarke Nude Scene from GoT S03E08 of the Day (VIDEO)

I don’t watch “Game of Thrones.” I don’t do the whole “fantasy, wizards and dragons” shit. It’s just too hard for me to take seriously. If anything, I feel like an asshole trying to get into the storyline, no matter how many tits they throw my way…because ultimately, it’s stupid and nonsense and not real. I mean, I can’t even pretend it’s real…so I save it for 99 percent of the population who seem to watch it…even though if this was 10 years ago, only a few dozen people would watch it, and I’m sure they’d reek of stale semen and computer chips…you know, the typical college geeks from sci-fi fantasy club…who spend their days making fake weapons to fight each other…which I find funny because two or more socially awkward freaks interacting is jokes... or is A JOKE cause i value correct grammar.

Her name is Emilia Clarke. She’s a big deal on the show. People are probably still masturbating to these scenes because that’s how loyal nerds are…and you probably should too…because sometimes mainstream TV nudity is better than throat-fucking. or ripping shit off the net.

Francine Dee’s Lesbian Softcore Sensation (VIDEO) of the Day

I like Francine Dee like i like porn. softcore hardcore though i prefer the last one ... i see a lot of lesbian porn these days. now that Blogger On Booze is updating regularly expect more video shit.... Shitty quality i mean but Video Shit nonetheless.

Lesbianism should never be a fantasy unless it involves you in the room with two girls, which automatically makes it a not-so-lesbian fantasy. Admit it, lesbianism is boring…no matter how hard I try to get into it. I mean, how does it end? There is no closure. There is no cum shot. And why do they use dildos and strap-ons? Doesn’t that just mean they want dick inside them, but can’t bring themselves to it? And at the end of the day, it all just doesn’t matter, because unlike Francine Dee here, most lesbians look like dudes.

Spiderman XXX Video of the Day

Just in time for your cravings of Iron Man 3 you can watch this porn video streaming after the jump.watch it you cheap nerd porn lover JUMP.

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Danica Sideways of the Day

Like an explorer...a modern day Indiana Jones… or just a Peeping Tom. I am hoping that walking the streets tonight will lead to some amazing finds…like girls who are 48-hours into their cocaine binge…unable to process anything…because those are the ones that are easiest to finger-bang as they drool on themselves… or find a burger stand which is much easier to find.

 

and while I do that, dream of things that are exciting/lame, here is Danica Torres, topless and amazing as always…