Jewel Garcia Bad Scans for Maxim of the 2009 Day

It coming from a magazine and a softcopy circulating in 2009 explains why the scan copies here are shitty. Though a Jewel Garcia naked makes it all alright. we should be glad that no jizz came with this copy. Most of my magazines have jizz on them. Makes it more of a collector's copy cuz you know it has been appreciated.

Appreciated the following motherfuckers!

Hazel Feliciano 100%Hottie Week 1

Okay so Hazel Feliciano seems to be holding on to the last pieces of her clothing like there's a maniac trying to buy every bit of them from her. She eventually loses them. All of them. Without the benefit of the maniac buying them from her.... which is what 100% is about. Naked Models looking like they've been egged to strip cuz viewing like you and me are in reality the maniac trying to worm their way into buying her nudity.

thanks RED LION!

jump cuz Hazel is very naked somewhere in the set.




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These old Christine Reyes Naked Pics Still give me Wet Dreams, of the Day!

Christine Reyes Naked Pic???

This naked photo of Christine Reyes looks real to me except that her nipples are not nearly as hairy as I would have suspected. What do you Photoshop experts think? OLD? that's given asshole...

Mayson is The Nude Model of The Day

Mayson, if that’s her real name, is someone I can’t find much information on. She’s obviously a young model, into the fashion game, despite these pictures being semi-pornographic, that she shot for Purple magazine to get a little exposure.

She’s not all that hot, maybe a little too natural and greasy-looking in her tits and face…with those weird eyebrows…and not natural enough in her pussy hair, since bush is something I generally appreciate when it comes to fashion nudity.

But I guess with bush, I wouldn’t be able to stare at her coin-slot vagina. She’s got an “inny” and now we all know it…and can imagine it in our mouths…and I am sure it tastes like “opportunist trying to get ahead,” which happens to be my favorite pussy flavor.

Geneva Cruz Is A Vegan I'd Like To Eat My Meat .. of the Day

I don't like vegans. They're pretty lame people who think they're being righteous when all they actually do pull stunts half naked most of time. which is why i like them on my page. especially hot vegans like Geneva Cruz who i think only pretends to be vegan for campaign and exposure purposes which gives her a chance to prance around half naked without realizing that she doesnt even have to talk to get attention is she's half naked. most vegans have low IQ. prolly coz red meat is necessary for brain power. or whatever. fuck. geneva is half naked so go scroll down bitch.

Emilia Clarke Nude Scene from GoT S03E08 of the Day (VIDEO)

I don’t watch “Game of Thrones.” I don’t do the whole “fantasy, wizards and dragons” shit. It’s just too hard for me to take seriously. If anything, I feel like an asshole trying to get into the storyline, no matter how many tits they throw my way…because ultimately, it’s stupid and nonsense and not real. I mean, I can’t even pretend it’s real…so I save it for 99 percent of the population who seem to watch it…even though if this was 10 years ago, only a few dozen people would watch it, and I’m sure they’d reek of stale semen and computer chips…you know, the typical college geeks from sci-fi fantasy club…who spend their days making fake weapons to fight each other…which I find funny because two or more socially awkward freaks interacting is jokes... or is A JOKE cause i value correct grammar.

Her name is Emilia Clarke. She’s a big deal on the show. People are probably still masturbating to these scenes because that’s how loyal nerds are…and you probably should too…because sometimes mainstream TV nudity is better than throat-fucking. or ripping shit off the net.

Naughty Busty Pinay in Jacuzzi of the Day

This amateur bitch is pretty amazing…not in a talented, interesting or original way…but strictly in a self-promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a Glamour Model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to low-level nude photoshoots that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, since all it takes is tits.


These are some pics that is like every low-level nude, implant titty photoshoot before it…all gutter stripper quality and shit…and I am into it.