Showing posts with label Emily Ratajkowski. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Emily Ratajkowski. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Emily Ratajkowski Shows Tits Again of the Day


If Emily Ratajkowski keeps the tits parade popping them every chance she gets which is every two weeks those tits will be more popular than she is by the next summer Olympics. I don't mind cuz tits are tits and Emily's are great. I can fall in love with them.

BTW she's also with another tits showing model who isn't as fucking hot. jump!


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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day


Just this morning, I was thinking to myself, what model would I want to have sex with given the opportunity? And this Emily Ratajkowski babe immediately came to mind, which is something that never happens…making me ask myself where she’s been, because for a minute, her awesome tits were everywhere, from GQ to Robin Thicke music videos, and she was really making moves…moves I expect will land her in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition this year, every girl’s dream, even if this girl can do so much more…and all of a sudden, these new pics for some bathing suit company appeared in my inbox.

Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatakowski and me are connected at the soul, she just doesn’t know it, but maybe all the love poetry I email her will help inform her.

Sure, she’s not showing off her tits, but this body and face is spectacular, even when clothed, and I’m just glad it happened…unlike how I felt when I get hot sauce on my dick last night and shit just burned for hours…even if it was the most stimulation I’ve had all week…thanks to the lost city of shit that was the pussy of the whore I was with…her vagina’s weak muscles that can’t grab on and let me know how horrible my life is with every thrust.


All this to say, its surprising you got to read this shit this far. thumbs up to you man. you rock.


Monday, March 4, 2013

Emily Ratajkowski for GQ of the Day


Little known fact: I write poetry for Emily Ratajkowski every night before I go to bed. I keep the poems in a little box that I will one day present to her…to show her my life with her, before we knew each other…and how she inspired me to be a better man and to begin my quest of following my heart to be with her until the end of time…because she writes poetry for me as too, in the form of hot titties…hot titties that are taking the fuck over GQ today…hot titties that are going to take over the entire world tomorrow.

i could write more but i 'll let the tits talk,

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