There’s something horrible about busting small loads, especially if you’re like me and have to say things like, “you’re gonna take this load on your face like a dirty little whore”…only to have a pathetic dribble come out if that. I’m talking dry fucking heaving.
Luckily, I pay for sex, so I don’t need to impress anyone…just as long as I come up with my 50 to 100 bucks, depending on the time of night and length of time since her last fix.
I’m going to repeat it all again tonight.
Or whatever cause I just make things up as I write. Except the part that I pay for sex …
JUMP!