Friday, June 21, 2013

Irina Shayk is Topless for Esquire of the Day!


I guess this mail-order bride is doing a whole lot better than the one I just paid three dollars a minute to see piss in a cup while some mobster in the corner of the room looked on, making sure she didn’t cry for help from their camgirl basement studio.
You see, this mail-order bride wasn’t abducted, but instead landed a modeling contract, because I guess she was hotter and taller than the other girls, good to put into the mainstream media to monetize…because you know this modeling shit is probably just as corrupt as the sex trade, but no one ever looks into it because they are blinded by the luxury.

So instead of using fuck machines for perverts on the other side of the world, she dates homosexual soccer players and puts on sexy lingerie…and as far as I’m concerned, she looks pretty good doing it.