I have had sex with different girls in Hanky Panky underwear over the last few years. They like it because it doesn’t leave any underwear lines. I like it because it means I am about to have sex with a girl wearing Hanky Panky underwear. If that wasn’t exciting and perfect enough, the company, who has already done so much for me by wrapping the vagina I eat up, has put Xenia Deli in their underwear catalog shots and she’s fucking rocking. Bitch is the kind of deli panty sandwich meat I’d like to eat all day. You see what I did there? Exactly.
(ripped from DSF)
