Xenia Deli Has A Tasty Looking Crack In Lingerie of the Day

Xenia Deli makes the best sandwich. All she has to do is pull down her panties and squeeze and shit looks like a nice, low carb, loose pile of meat I can suck on all day until it melts in my mouth…or until we both get a rash from the friction.

Not that I know what her pussy looks like. I just don’t know where else to go with a hot bitch named Deli. I just try to make sure it is somewhere that is not near her eyebrows, because those things are a little too intense for me…like they have a life of their fucking own…while the rest of her is just amazing enough to ignore the weirdness…and not be angry she’s making it as a model, because models all end up with Adam Levine and not in your car sucking your dick for 50 bucks…like they should.

Xenia Deli is Modeling Underwear of the Day!

The best deli meat around is in the panties of Xenia Deli, but unfortunately she’s been cast by Victoria’s Secret, instead of some obscure porn producer who has her spreading her vagina for the Internet…because Victoria’s Secret Photoshops the vagina definition in her panties, making her deli meat just a figment of my imagination, which in some cases, especially during a herpes outbreak, is a better look for panty meat.

All this to say, she’s lovely, making moves, and I support her decision to go corporate…support I am sure she doesn’t give a fuck about.

Xenia Deli Lingerie of the Day

I have had sex with different girls in Hanky Panky underwear over the last few years. They like it because it doesn’t leave any underwear lines. I like it because it means I am about to have sex with a girl wearing Hanky Panky underwear. If that wasn’t exciting and perfect enough, the company, who has already done so much for me by wrapping the vagina I eat up, has put Xenia Deli in their underwear catalog shots and she’s fucking rocking. Bitch is the kind of deli panty sandwich meat I’d like to eat all day. You see what I did there? Exactly.

(ripped from DSF)