I don’t know what fat, dumpy chicks have against starving themselves. I mean, a little eating disorder could lead to a much better life in looks and love…you know, better jobs, better boyfriends or husbands, and definitely better fucks. It’s an easy thing to do; you just gotta do it…because no one likes a fat or dumpy chick.
(now laugh like you mean it, fat bitch)
(jump too, fat bitch)