The only hate mail I get writing the site has been when I endorse Miley Cyrus and call her body “hot and tight.”
People go nuts and call me gay because I guess fit young bodies with awesome, perky breasts with hard nipples just scream “fuck my ass” or “shove your dick in my mouth, you dainty little thing,” all because Miley’s got short hair.
Anyhoo, Miley is promoting some bullshit in a one-piece…and the only thing gay about this is that we both have boners right now, you fag.
