My roommate is a lazy slophole who eats disgusting food and makes messes. He hasn’t done the dishes in at least a month, and shit is fucking disgusting. It actually smells like dirty hooker pussy…so I gag and get a boner every time I walk into our one-room dump…because dirty pussy is the best kind of pussy, and being able to recreate it as a room scent, all thanks to rotting food…is kind of glorious.
While I go jerk off to a pan with fungus growing on it…with memories of good times I’ve had with similar smells…here is AJ Suller looking hot as fuck in a bikini top. did I tell you about my 12k pageviews yesterday? I'mma better.
