I never thought living life on the fast lane can be interpreted this way.
Fucking on the highway going 40 mph is like a recipe for disaster. Its as good as "sorry kid in a bicycle. you'll lose your legs cuz my girlfriend was on climax" or "sorry homeless guy with a stupid cart. i was about to cum so you're dead".
Then again maybe we're just envious. Hooker would normally want me to park in a dark alley. And your prom date prolly jumped off the car thats on the way to the prom.
Fuck it. I'm getting a minivan.
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Monday, September 23, 2013
Tina Fey Slips a Nip of the Day!
The highlight of the Emmy's is this best in comedy and best in whatever else category cuz it involves Tina Fey and a nip-slip that would be one for her Lifetime Achievement award ceremony about 2 yrs from now.
I dunno but in Game of thrones they just show the boobs outright. In comedy and not on cable they have to wait for the Emmys to see something like this shit.
See the rest of the award winning nipple. jump
Danish Soccer Fan Boob Flash for Victory of the day
Tanja Rasmussen is a busty Brøndby (Danish soccer club) fan who celebrated her team’s first win of the season by removing her shirt and flashing lovely boobs to the crowd and TV cameras! In the name of Team Spirit or exhibitionism. I still cheer for her especially because she says
“I throw away my shirt every time Brøndby wins a game and it felt really good to do it now that its been a long time since we won a game. Everyone on the south side of the stadium knows who I am and today a security guard recognized me and asked if its today that we finally get to see your boobs?”
Απίστευτος πανηγυρισμός από την οπαδό της... by texniti
Why the fuck hasn't this club hired the services of Beckham yet?
“I throw away my shirt every time Brøndby wins a game and it felt really good to do it now that its been a long time since we won a game. Everyone on the south side of the stadium knows who I am and today a security guard recognized me and asked if its today that we finally get to see your boobs?”
Απίστευτος πανηγυρισμός από την οπαδό της... by texniti
Why the fuck hasn't this club hired the services of Beckham yet?
Liz Naluz 100% Hottie Week #4
Looking like a hippie who strips not cuz of weed or crack or whatever it is they sniff in the 70's they didn't have boob jobs in the 70's right? but Liz Naluz makes it happen. With boob job exposure and all. she's amazing though. especially in the ONLY fucking shot with half a nipple exposed.
I'm still buying this set. it's good and you should appreciate a chick with her pants down.
Thanks RED LION
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Saturday, September 21, 2013
Lauren Cohan Looks Good when She's not fighting Zombies of the Day
Though I hate zombies cuz they're the dumbest monsters in the book of monsters I would like nothing more than to watch weekly TV shows that have people smashing the heads of the ugly fucks I still prefer my babes clean, smelling fresh and their shirts smashed zombie brain free. yeah all the dirt i can tolerate on a babe's shirt is cum.
here's a freshly showered Lauren Cohan from the Walking Dead, looking like she wants to fuck someone less oriental sized on this shoot.
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Thursday, September 19, 2013
Hot off the Press Chloe Dauden of the Day!
FHM ran out of places to shoot their models after Jeri Lee's big ass destroyed that 30-yr old couch they've been keeping for Rufa Mae's possible April 2025 FHM cover. So they used the magazine warehouse instead.
I have no problems with the location. But if I were Chloe I'd itch from the stacks of magazines there. Good thing her kiki seems itch free. Spreading them like that could give her some unsold magazine caused std or something. I'm still not wearing rubber though. When they look clean they're probably clean. That's my rule!
the latest Chloe Dauden Online sexy shit in larger sizes by RED LION jump my friends!
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Emily Ratajkowski Shows Tits Again of the Day
If Emily Ratajkowski keeps the tits parade popping them every chance she gets which is every two weeks those tits will be more popular than she is by the next summer Olympics. I don't mind cuz tits are tits and Emily's are great. I can fall in love with them.
BTW she's also with another tits showing model who isn't as fucking hot. jump!
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