Five Shitty Films That Tricked Us with Awesome Movie Posters

Fi'm on a motherfuckin roll here. like I cant get enough of writing. coz i'm on a roll (fuck I said that already) i'm going to cover the lame stuff too. lame stuff that lame blogs write about before they realized the better things in life like pussy and more pussy. so lame articles go on.... Like Top 5 films that tricked us with awesome movie posters. Lame title but look at the pictures.

5. Showgirls (1995)

Though the poster is a creative use of space and an enticing attention-grabber, the movie’s curtains are better left closed.

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4. I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

The poster for this movie is beautiful art depicting Lindsay Lohan’s facial silhouette as the petals of a blue rose, but the film itself not only fails to bloom—it wilts.

3. The Happening (2008)

The poster promises apocalyptic suspense and visual style; the film awkwardly delivers Mark Wahlberg talking to a plant. Perhaps we viewers should have followed the car drivers’ lead in the poster and abandoned the movie had we, too, seen the disaster ahead.

2. Superman Returns (2006)

The poster is vibrant and classic with an image of high-flying ambition. However, the poster image for “Superman Returns” reflects the outcome of the film itself in a quite different way: this superhero project clearly flew right over its filmmakers’ heads.

1. Max Payne (2008)

The poster is modern and brilliantly direct due to its superb artistic simplicity. But I would almost rather idly watch a friend play the videogame for hours on end than have to face its film version again.

Stacey Dash is our Pussy of the Day

Stacey Dash has more than just a pretty face. She’s got a great fucking body…and there was a thirty-second window where I was accidentally next to her a few years back. She smiled at me and I fucking realized why movie stars are movie stars and regular chicks are regular chicks. It’s got something to do with movie stars, even in their 50s, looking fucking amazing…on a whole other level of amazing…so whenever I see her tits in magazines, I feel obligated to at least try to jerk off to the shit like old times because she’s still got it going on.

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Abigail Ho for your Monday Blues of the Day

You've prolly seen this posted at fleshasiadaily. like a lot of things you seen going around bloggers trying to be bloggers losers trying hard to look like bloggers. then there is me. awesome in every sense of the word which is the core benefits of havin your own blog. which doesn't make sense but there's a beautiful half naked girl who is named Ho so what the fuck are you still here for?

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Kelly Brook w/ A Replica of My Cock of the day

Kelly Brook was punked on TV….in what would be be offensive…..
if it wasn’t staring a couple hooker type women…who are virtually pornstars…..who just don’t have sex on camera…but who do showcase their tits for money…willing to do almost anything to get ahead…. give a head.

You know what…this is actually a well executed prank….and I’m happy it’s allowed on TV…next time let’s hope she’s riding it or inserting it in her ass…but it would have to be a hell of a lot bigger to insure she feels it….that loose lipped /orifice harlot….. it looks like my cock. honest. give or take a few 5 inches. ... i mean GIVE not take.

.... believe it or not it's gay to focus too much on the cock.

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Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

I guess I am the only person who thinks that Kate Upton is piggish, because when I look at her, even when she is Photoshopped to shit, I see a sloppy fat girl in training with a shitty ass…meaning that at 19, her size D tits are alright, and I guess it is important to live in the moment and appreciate when we have in front of us…but in no time her metabolism will stop, drop and roll the fuck out of here, leaving her an Anna Nicole Smith.

You see, big tits like these don’t come with out fucking consequences. Big tits like these are only good for a short window of opportunity. Big tits like these, although amazing and fun to pay with in all their fleshy glory, are not as good as the media is making you believe. But I’ll still look at her making fat girl faces…because she’s half-naked…and we like all girls who are half-naked…even if they are a whole lot of big-breasted belly-hiding hype.

 

a guilty rip from DSF but it works.

 

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Indian "Priya Raitra" Shows Her Cunt of the Day

Priya Raitra is so lovely and exotic…like a fruit your family buys on special occasions or when you are sick with a cold and they are hoping the vitamins get you better because your diet of creamed corn, canned beans, ramen noodles, booze, chips and cake doesn’t really give your body what it needs…making her a welcomed Indian set of titties to stare at…because sometimes you gotta look at what else is out there…international pussy, even if it smells like curry at the hallway of an immigrant-filled building…and even if it is hairy and creepy-looking…because this generation is about diversity…and luckily, diversity, even in another language, can still have a pussy and can still suck a dick…right, Priya Raitra?

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If you’re wondering who Priya Raitra is…she’s in Bollywood movies and TV, and she has a record deal…but her most important achievement is that I tried to masturbate to her 5 minutes ago. I like to help people.

Aj Suller 100% hottie of the Day

i'm going to share something some fucked up guy i think i know wrote and it involves a fruit, a girl, vagina and his fucked up fantasy.

 

" I am sure you’ve heard this before, but the grocery store is a great place to get a slice of humanity. You can find out if a couple is new and in love or bitter and married. It’s where you can find single girls, students, first time living on their own…

I don’t even grocery shop, but spent an hour in the grocery store today because I had nothing better to do, and I saw a girl in workout gear buying two pieces of bananas, a bag of chocolate chips, and some single portion meals. She was hot, so I asked, “you gonna eat both those bananas, or just one and then use the other as a boyfriend?” Unfortunately, the dumb bitch didn’t speak English…but she knew what I was getting at. All single girls just sit at home and stick things in their vaginas and if I was a single girl I’d be doing that too."

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