Miley Cyrus Cameltoe Highlight of the Day

Miley Cyrus may not have worn a bikini to the pool party she went to this weekend, but she did make up for it by jacking her dress up her crotch harder than Snoop Dogg’s penis, because that’s what happens when your pants are connected to your shirt and your vagina is loose, thanks to the execs at Disney having their way with her at a young age…from being whored out by her parents, and now being whored out by herself, and I’m a fan of everything her tight body does, even if these shorts are making me think there’s a little more meat in the sandwich than you paid for…not always a good thing.