Lily Aldridge Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day!

Lily Aldridge is really not that hot. I am looking at these pics that are Photoshopped from the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog and her face and body are not all that great. I mean, this is Victoria’s Secret, and she’s holding back the whole team…you know, a roster of amazingness is only as strong as the weakest link.

Sure her body isn’t fat, it’s kinda ripped in a good way, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, all she has to do is stay fit…but that face, it is hard, it has fake lips, it’s just fucking bullshit…bullshit that I can only assume came from fucking the right guy in a band, like the serial groupie she is, or maybe just knowing the right people.

All this to say, she doesn’t deserve it, and here are her pics to prove it.

Chanelle Hayes: The Nuts Big Brother Uncensored Issue of the Day!

Nuts UK always features the most ridiculous articles, that for some reason are borderline genius, because they are so simple in nature. Like this one to promote Big Brother, by posting the hottest nude scenes from the show…because really that’s the only reason to watch Big Brother. Then they throw in some hot titty models like Chanelle Hayes…and it becomes a glorious package in the form of a magazine that is probably worth buying, and definitely worth advertising in, because it cuts through the bullshit.

No, I am not admitting I am a fan. I just respect their hustle…and here are some pics from the latest issue that you will like. Perv.

Rihanna Full Frontal Nude of the Day!

Rihanna is so worldly, so cultured…from teen hooker to globetrotter…using her riches for the benefit of no one but herself and her entourage. Fuck the starving kids in Africa! If they want this level of fame and fortune, they can go out and suck dick like they were Rihanna to get it. There are no handouts here, motherfuckers.

But there are nipples and exposed vagina…things I like to look at…intensely…until the girl gets uncomfortable about the shit, and puts a sweater on. fuck that!

Bridget Suarez Big Wings and Big Boobs of the Day!

Bridget Suarez islooking like an angel thrown down from heaven coz her boobs are big likeable and they're like to make everyone up there sin or worse masturbate too much it becomes illegal.

Anash Asia Gomez Has Big Boobs of the Day

Anash Asia Gomez is my soulmate.

Her hot body is tattooed on my brain. I printed pictures of it and wallpapered my bedroom with it. I’m staring at it right now, because it is perfect…and so is Anash Asia Gomez. That is why I have fallen in love with her, and can’t look at any other girl, at least not right now, when staring at her pics…because she’s got me trapped, sucked in and willing to sign my life over to her. Seriously. I’d do more than just write love songs for her—I’d even hide in her basement to surprise her when she’s sleeping, and the sing self-written my love songs to her. She’s that good.

The Benefits of Getting Knocked Down by Bridget Suarez of the Day

Still in the topic of Fights

i don't mind getting knocked down for those knockers. man they're huge they must be heavyweights. what i would love the most though is to be knocked down by those knockers.

Freakin Best Wrestling Match I've Seen of the Day!

I grew up watching WWE. Learning how to fight with the moves Ive seen on the likes of Steve Austin, The Rock, Triple H. Which very much says that I got beaten up a lot stumping while punching you know, for power. I did make a kid cry once with a half done sunset flipside and i was suspended for sexual harassment coz it was against a girl. those were the days. here's one that is as amazing as it is lame depending if you're a fucking idiot or just plain cool.