Lheslie Ramos Carwash Girl and our possible Iphone 5 Winner of the Day

tHats Lheslie Ramos. And she is pretty fucking jobbing. Whatever that means.

Also we have a winner in our Guess that Japanese Titty Contest where one Wani Noko possibly provided the correct answer. All we need now is a sponsor.

Tune in while we wait for ones to come in and send me bucketfull of cash. be part of history dammit.

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Caleena Xehara of the Day

Caleena Xehara is a babe. She pretty much fell off the map as far as I’m concerned. Then again, she was never one of those high sex appeal models getting featured on FHM or Playboy…but today…today that has all changed…a new beginning for her…and new chapter…a new half-naked model is born…into my kind of porn…doing a lingerie campaign I love. Good job, Caleena.

Good job Me.

Lindsay Lohan? Of the Day

So Lohan is looking a little like a crackwhore. I saw her in an interview, and loved the way she couldn’t even focus on the camera—her eyes were all over the place. For me, it brought back great memories of rampant addiction and unprotected sex…but it was the 90’s and AIDS was a gay disease. Point of the story is that I will always have a place in my heart for a woman with an eating disorder, a meth addiction, and who has seizures at least once a day, while suffering withdrawal symptoms, and looking malnourished. It’s honestly the best you can get and that is why I would still fuck Lohan.

of course everything above this part was taken from someone else's article which is amazing really coz it's cool when all you want is 20k views. like finally land my deal with Rayban and Tag and official seal of awesomeness. be part of history in the making. tune in.

Selena Gomez Showing Cleavage But Ashley Benson is The Hot Spring BreakerS of the day

I hate “Who Would You Rather?” crap that virgin losers sitting around comic book stores talk about to while away their pointless lives…you know, because it’s a waste of time since the option of fucking one, let alone both, is pretty much non-existent for these losers, so that life decision is one that will never happen. So jerk-off fantasies publicly discussed amongst chronic masturbating weirdoes just makes me uncomfortable.

That is why I came up with this blog coz I hate anything that works especially when its not working for me.

That said, I’d rather do Ashley Benson…and it isn’t a racist thing, or a popularity thing, because I don’t know who she is. I just know that Selena Gomez has some weirdness going on in that pantsuit and Vanessa Hudgens is built like a barrel. which makes me a stupid virgin loser ass-cock-receiver coz I ended up picking one anyway. fuck me. fuck you too.

Cindy Mecayer Nude Model of the Day

You know what I like? I like to rip things off from every other blogs. You know what I also like? Myself. What else? any chance to post pics of new nude models…even if I don’t find the pictures interesting or the model hot. Of course, that would never happen with this Cindy Mecayer babe. She’s a Filipina and amazing. I would be into her doing anything…even the most vile of things…from getting shit on by HIV-positive prison inmates…to fisting stray animals. She’s the kind of body I could handle in any and all situations…even the grossest of the fucking gross. Amazing…

see the same things with less energetic write ups on fleshasiadaily

Cute Japanese Girl and Tits of the Day

I have no idea who she is or why the fuck she isn;t spreading her legs shoving a finger up. but she looks so tender and those tits are as cute as she is so i'm posting it. am fapping too after.

FREE Iphone 5 to anyone who can name the girl.

(all rules subject to change without prior notice or whenever i feel like it)

This Lusty, Busty Asian Naked Slut is The Hottest Thing You’ll See of the Day

Telling a girl you need her to send you pussy pics on Facebook because you’ve spent the last hour jerking off to her profile pic is not a good way to get pussy pics…or make friends…especially if you’re dumb enough to do it with a co-worker or your friend’s wife…but it is still worth a try…because maybe it’ll work on the right girl…taking you out of your lonely dark place…

... this is plain stupid coz its all made up rudeness that doesnt make sense. so lets skip that and just say "me like pussy. me stole pussy pics to show u. u horny ass reader jump hookay?"